Friday, June 25, 2010

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Brazilian Wax

[0:08] Essie Radford applies some tape on your fur and yanks it off again
[0:08] Mark Scofield: ouchhhh
[0:08] Mark Scofield: you want me naked without fur?
[0:08] Mark Scofield: dat hurtz
[0:08] Essie Radford: brazilian wax
[0:09] Essie Radford grabs your tail... and waves with the tape
[0:09] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhhh
[0:09] Mark Scofield's eyes widen
[0:09] Essie Radford jumps on top of you
[0:10] Mark Scofield ducks and waits what is coming
[0:10] Essie Radford applies some more tapes and gets ready to pull
[0:10] Mark Scofield trembles"why oh why?"
[0:10] Essie Radford: 'you have germs... best way to get rid of it..is to wax ya'
[0:11] Mark Scofield: I better not tell you what you have sometimes, should I wax you too?
[0:11] Essie Radford sneers and rips off one of the stuck tapes... 'you are insulting me'
[0:12] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhhh
[0:12] Mark Scofield screams and feels the burning then the sloooww relieve
[0:12] Essie Radford rips another
[0:13] Mark Scofield: aauuuuhhhhhh
[0:13] Mark Scofield trembles on his whole body, not knowing why you hurt me so much
[0:13] Essie Radford: ...stop crying... * tapes your mouth shut*
[0:14] Essie Radford: 'now comes the best part...bikini wax.....'
[0:15] Mark Scofield's eyes widen again and the fear raises, mumbles something in the taped mouth
[0:15] Essie Radford pulls free the last tape around the bikini-line....
[0:16] Mark Scofield: grrmmmmllwmwmmm
[0:16] Mark Scofield sinks to the floor heart beating fast
[0:17] Essie Radford smiles at you 'i knew you would co-operate'
[0:17] Mark Scofield breathes hard trough the nose and looks out of small eye slits
[0:18] Essie Radford licks your ear 'now..there there... that wasnt so hard...was it....'
[0:18] Mark Scofield nods silently no idea how to answer
[0:19] Essie Radford ripps off the tape attached to your mouth and pulls out some whiskers
[0:19] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhh
[0:19] Mark Scofield screams sharply "that hurts"
[0:20] Essie Radford: 'dont be such a pussy'

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Frotters meeting the goblin in Grym

Another Frotter adventure:
[15:14] Mark Scofield: damn we were nasty
[15:14] Essie Radford: you were
[15:14] Essie Radford: lol
[15:14] Mark Scofield: lol

Curious... read the following^^

[14:07] Aear'lind smiles "The presence of such creatures is a sign of peace..."
[14:08] Celestalis laughs "The last time the ferret was here, it ripped apart the pillows"
[14:08] Mark Scofield looks interested at the two, it is becoming more and more of their breed here in the forest
[14:08] Aear'lind chuckles "A peacefull land is not devoted of some touches of mess!"
[14:09] Mark Scofield smells at the pot
[14:09] Mark Scofield walks back and eyes the bipeds
[14:09] Essie Radford watches him carefully
[14:09] Celestalis would walk over to the pot, taking it from its position and walking it closer to them, setting it on the ground.
[14:10] Aear'lind smiles at the animals "if there is any food you like, take it"
[14:10] Mark Scofield sniffles at the pot and jumps against it
[14:10] Essie Radford isnt sure about the food and keeps her distance
[14:12] Mark Scofield licks the fluid contents of the pushed over pot and keeps an eye on the two strange bipeds
[14:12] Mark Scofield calls his mate
[14:12] Mark Scofield(Urchin): food
[14:13] Essie Radford crawls over, slowly her belly touching the ground
[14:13] Celestalis watches them and laughs
[14:13] Essie Radford hears the female laugh and runs back
[14:13] Mark Scofield licks the liquid stuff from the rocks
[14:13] Essie Radford(Urchin): dont eat it
[14:13] Aear'lind smiles at the spectacle "Better to see that than a drow mage seeking for fight..." he says refereing to what happened earlier in the day
[14:13] Mark Scofield(Urchin): why?
[14:14] Essie Radford(Urchin): that one laughed, perhaps it is bad food
[14:14] Mark Scofield(Urchin): tastes good enough
[14:14] Nosendil Beamish walks up the hill and sees a gathering, and quickly hides behind the tree
[14:14] Mark Scofield licks and slurps
[14:14] Essie Radford sends some protesting sounds to her mate
[14:15] Mark Scofield is not very impressed by her calling, he continues to eat
[14:16] Essie Radford lays down and waits till he is done eating
[14:16] Aear'lind kneels to look at them closer and smiles warmly
[14:16] Celestalis shrugged, better then pillows
[14:17] Mark Scofield eats noisily and burps he hisses at the biped as he come closer
[14:17] Essie Radford(Urchin): careful
[14:17] Mark Scofield(Urchin): my food you ugly creature
[14:17] Nosendil Beamish pops his head and observes two animals with silky-looking fur..he wiggles his green fingers imagining how nice it would feel to touch them
[14:18] Aear'lind chuckles "Fear me not brother of the woods, I am but a friend to you" he says knowing the creature probably don't understand him but can feel the tone
[14:18] Mark Scofield continues to lick the sticky food from his paws
[14:18] Essie Radford sighs and sniffles around, walking towards the water
[14:18] Mark Scofield(Urchin): do you understand ugly creature language?
[14:19] Essie Radford(Urchin): you are the one with education
[14:19] Mark Scofield burps and crawls back to his mate
[14:19] Essie Radford jumps in and starts to slurp
[14:19] Nosendil Beamish's eyes follow the silky animals, longingly
[14:20] Aear'lind stands up "Maybe we should just let them enjoy the place, the woods are their."
[14:20] Mark Scofield watches his mate taking a bath in the tub
[14:20] Essie Radford maked herself comfy and then, suddenly her face shows relieved......
[14:20] Mark Scofield jumps to her and back out
[14:20] Essie Radford(Urchin): i am peeing
[14:21] Essie Radford sneers at him
[14:21] Mark Scofield looks at her
[14:21] Mark Scofield(Urchin): nice you pee in your own bath
[14:21] Essie Radford squeezes her eyes together and makes a moaning sound
[14:22] Nosendil Beamish chuckles quietly as he hears the animal's sneeze
[14:22] Mark Scofield(Urchin): I know that sound, do you press?
[14:22] Essie Radford nuzzles her mates nosie
[14:22] Mark Scofield nuzzles hers and licks her nosie
[14:22] Celestalis shrugged lightly and motioned for Aearlind to follow
[14:23] Essie Radford sees some movement under the trees
[14:23] Nosendil Beamish sees the two leave and walks out of the woods, to see the animals more closely
[14:23] Essie Radford(Urchin): a small green creature
[14:23] Mark Scofield nuzzels her
[14:24] Mark Scofield looks around what she find so interesting beside her bath
[14:24] Nosendil Beamish walks toward the animals as quietly as a goblin can manage, his eyes twinkling with curiocity
[14:24] Essie Radford lets a fart escape and bubbles appear in the water
[14:25] Essie Radford sniffles her scent and jumps out
[14:25] Mark Scofield hears the fart then the grass movment and eyes the green biped as ugly as the other bipeds but with a friendly color
[14:25] Essie Radford shakes her entire body , water flying around
[14:26] Nosendil Beamish stops noticing the strange odor, sniffs the air for a moment, and wrinkles his nose
[14:26] Mark Scofield feels her water drop hit him and in the next moment he smells her fart
[14:26] Mark Scofield(Urchin): damn you stink
[14:26] Essie Radford(Urchin): you do all the time
[14:27] Mark Scofield(Urchin): me, no I don't
[14:27] Essie Radford stares at the lil green creature
[14:27] Essie Radford gives her mate a lil push in the rear end
[14:27] Nosendil Beamish pinches his nose with his green fingers and looks at the silky animals...he smiles exposing his silver fangs
[14:28] Mark Scofield grins at the greenling and shows his sharp teeth
[14:29] Nosendil Beamish looks at the one who approaches and squats facing her, "you look nice, you must fell nice, nice nice silky silky"
[14:29] Mark Scofield hisses at the greenling
[14:30] Essie Radford waits for her brave mate
[14:30] Nosendil Beamish turns around to see the other one and iminates his hiss
[14:30] Mark Scofield(Urchin): I bite his ears and you get the green cucumber in his face
[14:30] Nosendil Beamish then smiles
[14:30] Essie Radford(Urchin): okidoki
[14:31] Mark Scofield approaches hissing, doesn't like to get imitated
[14:31] Mark Scofield is not sure if he should attack his thick nose or the ears first
[14:31] Nosendil Beamish smiles widely, not getting a hint of irritation from the hissing...he iminates the hiss again and smiles
[14:31] Essie Radford sneaks behind the lil green man and stares at something at his belt
[14:32] Mark Scofield does really not like to get imitated and hisses, starts a surprise attack to jump on him and then back to the ground
[14:34] Mark Scofield waits for the reaction of that greenling ready to jump again
[14:34] Nosendil Beamish falls on the ground at the surprise attack, his eyes widened, "oh no, no, silky silky, you jump! me no like hurting" he reaches out his hand, with a wide grin, trying to touch his nice looking fur
[14:34] Essie Radford lowers her body, her rear end up...wigging it... as if ready to make a tiger jump
[14:35] Mark Scofield feels attacked bi his hand and briefly bites in it
[14:35] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwwwwww"
[14:35] Essie Radford sees her mate tasting the green creature
[14:35] Nosendil Beamish looks at his bleeding hand and cries out "me hurty, me hurty...."
[14:36] Mark Scofield snarls licking the blood from his teeth
[14:36] Mark Scofield(Urchin): tastes bad
[14:36] Essie Radford makes a jump for the drinking horn and tries to hold on to it with her fangs
[14:36] Mark Scofield(Urchin): he is not the most intelligent wood creature
[14:38] Nosendil Beamish: "you nice silky silky, why do you do hurty hurty?" he looks at the biting one with teary eyes, then notices a strong pull on his belt, "aw!" he holds onto the horn
[14:38] Essie Radford grumbles as she tries to pull the horn free
[14:39] Mark Scofield hisses as he see him react to his mates pulling on that toy
[14:39] Essie Radford throws in all her weight and keeps pulling
[14:39] Nosendil Beamish: "no no this me horn, this nosie's horn, not silkies" he swings the horn trying to get her off of it
[14:39] Mark Scofield(Urchin): get it and lets go that one is not food either
[14:39] Mark Scofield hisses and attacks again
[14:39] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwww"
[14:39] Essie Radford looses her balance and has to let go of the horn and falls backward
[14:40] Nosendil Beamish falls next to the female ferret
[14:40] Mark Scofield(Urchin): grab it
[14:40] Essie Radford lands on her back and jumps up quickly
[14:41] Essie Radford shakes her head and sees the drinking horn and embraces it again with her fangs...
[14:41] Nosendil Beamish cries holding the horn with bleeding hands, "me hurties, me hurties...you silkies not nice to nosie, why..why?" he cries like a little baby
[14:41] Essie Radford hears the whining sound and lets go.... snorting in the hurt hand
[14:42] Mark Scofield gets anry by thiscreatures fighting screams and bites his thick toe
[14:42] Nosendil Beamish feels the end of pulling and stares at the female ferrent, then feels the sharp pain in his toe, "awww!!!" he kicks the male ferrent in his face
[14:43] Mark Scofield(Urchin): get that horn
[14:43] Essie Radford sees the creature is distracted and starts to pull the drinking horn again
[14:43] Mark Scofield feels his nose hurt hard and steps back screaming
[14:43] Essie Radford(Urchin): mine
[14:44] Mark Scofield shakes his head and hisses at the creatures face
[14:44] Nosendil Beamish is surprised by the scream of the male farret and lets go of the horn momentalily
[14:44] Essie Radford(Urchin): not his nose, dunno where it has been
[14:44] Essie Radford gives a firm pull on the horn
[14:45] Mark Scofield looks at his mate getting the horn free and jumps on the greenling then behind the tree
[14:45] Mark Scofield(Urchin): grab it and lets go
[14:45] Essie Radford pulls and pulls... the last chain still attached
[14:46] Nosendil Beamish pulls back the horn, "noooooo" but the horn slips out of his hand as the male farret gave him another surprise attack
[14:46] Mark Scofield comes to help his mate pulling
[14:46] Essie Radford(Urchin): bite his other toe
[14:46] Essie Radford falls back with the horn in her mouth
[14:46] Mark Scofield hisses at him as the horn got free
[14:46] Nosendil Beamish gives a tackle on the female farret "no no, nosie's horn!"
[14:47] Mark Scofield jumps again on him
[14:47] Essie Radford shakes her entire body and raises her head, showing her mate the horn. and then falls flat on her belly
[14:47] Mark Scofield(Urchin): don't touch my mate you green fart
[14:48] Nosendil Beamish holds on to the female farret ever so tightly, wrapping her in and tries to reach out to the horn
[14:48] Essie Radford screams with the horn still in her mouth
[14:48] Essie Radford spits out the horn towards her mate, out of the reach of the green one
[14:48] Nosendil Beamish: "nosie's horn, nosie's horn...no good for silkies!"
[14:48] Mark Scofield bites his hand and the spiky teeth deep in his flesh
[14:48] Essie Radford turns her head and reaches with her fangs to the green ones hand
[14:49] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwww!" he screams as he tries to jump onto the horn
[14:49] Essie Radford(Urchin): safe my toy
[14:49] Mark Scofield pulls the on flesh and shakes with his full body
[14:49] Essie Radford tries to crawl away under the fighting
[14:49] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwww" he screams again, but his other hand grabs the horn on the ground
[14:50] Mark Scofield let his hands, to bad the taste and spits crawling back
[14:50] Essie Radford sees the hand trying to steal her propery, and she warns her mate with yelling
[14:50] Mark Scofield(Urchin): let him his toy, it smells like the greenling
[14:50] Nosendil Beamish snatches up the horn from the ground and stands up crying hard
[14:51] Essie Radford cries out to her mate
[14:51] Mark Scofield hisses spitting out the bad tasting blood
[14:51] Essie Radford(Urchin): was mine
[14:51] Essie Radford hisses at the green creature
[14:51] Nosendil Beamish cries and screams, "you hurties, you hurties...silkies not nice, you just look nice"
[14:52] Nosendil Beamish sobs, then cries
[14:52] Essie Radford(Urchin): he makes weird sounds
[14:52] Nosendil Beamish looks at his hands, now badly wounded and heavily bleeding...then cries even harder
[14:53] Essie Radford slowly crawls back, not liking the sound the green one is making
[14:53] Mark Scofield(Urchin): lets move home, I need to wash that stinky blood from my fur
[14:53] Mark Scofield walks back trying to get the bad smell from his fur
[14:54] Nosendil Beamish: "Nosie wants to go home...silkies hurt Nosie...silkies hurtieeess..." he cries with thundering voice and walks away into the woods
[14:54] Essie Radford is hurt cuz of the lost of her item and runs to her home
[14:54] Mark Scofield rolls his eyes, and his mates love for bling bling stuff