Folk in the tavern... a sheep... BEHHHHH

Essie Radford is looking for a lost sheep... and is soooo frustrated, that when she will find it, she is gonna turn it to a simwide event called 'shoarma-all-you-can-eat'
[14:10] Essie Radford coughs.. "shoarma anyone...? I have some meat here that dropped a 'few things'... "
[14:10] Mark Scofield: o.O
[14:10] Mark Scofield runs
[14:11] Essie Radford: heyy you are not supposed to be able to read..... you educated sheep!
[14:11] Mark Scofield: baaaah
[14:11] Dream Qendra: ㋡㋡
[14:12] Essie Radford: I just spotted somebody with a huge sword... wanna try if you fit on it ?
[14:12] Mio Graycloud: lol
[14:12] Essie Radford: 'here...sheepie, sheepie
[14:12] Dream Qendra: laughs
[14:13] Mark Scofield farts and trots away
[14:13] Essie Radford: 'ufffhe smells... must have had some old beer.....'
[14:15] Essie Radford: 'ermmm looks like he is dropping something on that Fauns house...'
[14:17] Essie Radford: Any ppl availible for rp?
[14:19] Mark Scofield: baaaa
[14:19] Dream Qendra: laughs
[14:19] Essie Radford: grrr not you... shut up or i will brazilian wax ya!
[14:19] Mark Scofield: <.. educated sheep
[14:20] Mark Scofield: O.O
[14:20] Mark Scofield: no waxing please, not again
[14:20] Essie Radford offers him a fake smile
[14:20] Dream Qendra: again?
[14:21] Essie Radford: ... he really loves it....'
[14:21] Mark Scofield nods fearfully
[14:21] Essie Radford: '....i can see it in his eyes.....'
[14:22] Dream Qendra: LOL
[14:22] Mark Scofield closes them
[14:23] Essie Radford: 'come on walking shoarma factory...lets go....'
[14:24] Zavarra Starsider questions essie's sanity
[14:24] Mark Scofield feels like kebab on the spit
[14:24] Essie Radford puts a rope on the sheeps neck and walks towards the butcher...
[14:25] Mark Scofield fights
[14:25] Zavarra Starsider: Club it!
[14:26] Essie Radford: oww hushhh...it wont hurt..... much.....
[14:26] Mio Graycloud: lol
[14:34] Zavarra Starsider wonders how often essie leads mark around on a leash
[14:35] Essie Radford: pssst...bedroomsecrets ;p
[14:35] Mark Scofield: I am housetrained at least
[14:35] Dream Qendra: laughs

Dunnie

Just an old NC I found somewhere in my huge cluttered inventory...

Dunnie has been a friend in sl since march 2007....
I was on a Male alt (GOOD LOOKING!) and tp'd on top of him at the Aglarond Pier.... He was AFK and I pushed him in the water...

*******: you don't mind that I cut your throat and drowned you....
Dunnie: oh how funny...i almost split my sides
*******: you were standing in my way
Dunnie: oh well thats ok then
Dunnie shakes his head
*******: fucking human!
Dunnie: oh i'm so charmed by you
*******: wanna kiss???
Dunnie: err, i'd rather stick pins in my eyes
******* passes some daggers 'give it a go'
Dunnie: boring now
*******: true...
*******: humans are always boring
Dunnie: yep, get lost then
*******: no....
*******: you get lost
Dunnie: bye
*******: ow.... come on Dunnie... give Essie a kiss.....
Dunnie: oh you fucking slag !!!......i should have known you tosser !!!
Dunnie: lol
*******: lmao
Dunnie: bastard !
*******: thanks.....
******* blows a kiss
Dunnie: grabs you for a snog !!!
*******: ok.. we kiss later....
Dunnie: i should have guessed as you couldnt just push me in the water...you had to cut my throat beforehand !!!!!!
******* grins

I kept the name of my alt hidden...since there are a couple of ppl around who have bets on guessing who my alts are.... ;p

The only Gay in the village?

The Angel Navael: Thank you ... ah where are my manners. An introduction before I leave I apologise I am quite distracted, My name is Navael
Alo Mas'th nods 'well met.. I am Alo Mas'th'
Markus: well met Navael
Markus: my name is Markus and I am not only the cook
The Angel Navael: looks at Markus "Only the cook? I am sure you have many skills surviving in this dark land. As I have met one or two trying souls before making your aquantice. I would not doubt you are tallented in many ways of survival."
Alo Mas'th: He made most furniture here... and helps around with alot of things
The Angel Navael: looks carefully at the furniture "Did you make that glorious table?"
Markus nods "yes I did"
The Angel Navael: 'It is beautiful craftmanship are you an artist as well?'
Alo Mas'th: 'Some of the furniture... and other items were found in the shipwrecks'
The Angel Navael: 'A shipwreck?'
Markus adds "I made this table in a lonely moon filled night and carved it while sitting naked on a glade, it took me 1 full moon night till it was finished"
Alo Mas'th blushes as she hears Markus'words
[3:17] Draken Gothly: admitting you whittle your wood under the moon naked and exposed to all. in front of an angel no less.. sinner!!))
Markus looks curiosly at the angel "no, it was just some work because I was bored"
[3:18] Essie Radford: hahahahahahaah you should hear him right now!!! pissing his pants))
The Angel Navael: smiles "You are a modest creature. Do not cast aside that which is a gift."
[3:19] Essie Radford: (( breath sweety...breath.....))
[3:19] Draken Gothly: ((No one can whitlle his wood like him, truely it is a gift. ))
[3:20] Mark Scofield: ((me claps infrontof his pc))
[3:20] Draken Gothly: ((too much inuendo in this rp.. Do not cast it aside hold it firm, and whittle to your last day!))
[3:20] Navael Silvercloud: ((Um are you a peeping tom or just an averege pervert draken? are you going to participate?))
[3:21] Draken Gothly: ((the man works it alone he does not need my help))
[3:21] Navael Silvercloud: ((Smacks forehead the rp i mean))
[3:21] Draken Gothly: ((am going out shortly to make hot gay sex with dark))
[3:22] Essie Radford: ((can I have the chatlog for my blog?)
Markus add ashamed "there was a ancient creature watching me crafting this table in that night" coughs "and I believe he enjoyed watching me"
[3:22] Darkeasterbunny Slade: ((nods ... he will feel the pain in some open things ... there lay bye humans on the back side )))

Pink

[3:50] Mark Scofield: hello Oak
[3:51] Oak Core: good to see ya
[3:51] Mark Scofield: ok I will change clothes
[3:51] Oak Core: lol
[3:51] Mark Scofield: yes nice to see you again
[3:51] Oak Core: forgive me for sitting like a lady
[3:51] Mark Scofield: she wanted a kilt or so
[3:51] Oak Core grunts like a male
[3:51] Mark Scofield: well you do look good doing it :=
[3:51] Oak Core: wahaha
[3:51] Oak Core: O.o
[3:51] Oak Core: i will ignore that remark
[3:52] Oak Core: but thanks
[3:52] Mark Scofield: lol
[3:52] Oak Core blushes
[3:54] Mark Scofield: well I do sit alos a bit ....
[3:54] Mark Scofield: feminine
[3:54] Oak Core: haha
[3:54] Oak Core: Mark you are funny
[3:54] Oak Core: what are you doing
[3:54] Mark Scofield: dunno sometimes
[3:54] Oak Core: lol
[3:54] Mark Scofield: erm I sit
[3:55] Essie Radford: back
[3:55] Oak Core: i am meant to look like this
[3:55] Oak Core: wb
[3:55] Mark Scofield: yes I sit back
[3:55] Oak Core: lol
[3:55] Mark Scofield: I polished my nails
[3:55] Oak Core: wahaha
[3:55] Mark Scofield: wb love
[3:55] Essie Radford: kiss
[3:55] Oak Core: nice.... check my new varnish
[3:55] Essie Radford: you 2 look adorable
[3:55] Oak Core shows mark his nails
[3:55] Mark Scofield: ahh so pretty
[3:56] Mark Scofield: where did you got it
[3:56] Oak Core squeeks loudly
[3:56] Oak Core: awww a great store i was at the other day
[3:56] Oak Core shows mark his toe nails
[3:56] Mark Scofield: oh yes I love theses stores
[3:56] Oak Core: soooo pink and fresh
[3:56] Essie Radford: o.O
[3:56] Oak Core: wahaha
[3:57] Mark Scofield: that one served me a coffee and we tried some colors
[3:57] Oak Core nods knowingly
[3:57] Mark Scofield: I love pink
[3:57] Oak Core: i had a manicure freee
[3:57] Essie Radford: yes he does, he wears pink silks alot
[3:57] Oak Core: i love pink...
[3:57] Oak Core: O.o
[3:57] Mark Scofield: sometimes I stand up in the middle of the night and try some colors
[3:57] Oak Core: no way
[3:57] Mark Scofield: you do also?
[3:58] Oak Core: i doooo
[3:58] Oak Core: i stand in front of the mirrow for hours
[3:58] Essie Radford: errrrmm do you 2 need a private room?
[3:58] Mark Scofield: omg so cute
[3:58] Oak Core: trying to decide what to wear
[3:58] Oak Core: is the room pink?
[3:58] Essie Radford: i can make it pink
[3:58] Mark Scofield: I can't decide
[3:58] Oak Core: i can never decide, takes me hours
[3:59] Oak Core: i cant sleep sometimes worrying about what to wear
[3:59] Mark Scofield: always that my hair fits not the dress and then my jewelry will not fit the rest
[3:59] Oak Core nods
[3:59] Oak Core: mark we have so much in common
[3:59] Mark Scofield: it is not easy to love to live in style
[3:59] Oak Core: tis true
[3:59] Essie Radford: o.O
[3:59] Oak Core: what do u think ess
[3:59] Freecilla Kuhn is Online
[3:59] Mark Scofield scratches his crotch and spits in the corner
[3:59] Oak Core: hard being a woman
[4:00] Essie Radford: why not do baby blue?
[4:00] Oak Core: lol
[4:00] Oak Core growls, picks up a live chicken and bites it's head off
[4:00] Mark Scofield: hey come, give me also one
[4:00] Oak Core wrips it in half
[4:00] Oak Core: he we go mate
[4:01] Mark Scofield: thanks mate
[4:01] Oak Core offers ess a raw chicken leg
[4:01] Essie Radford: ermmm I just had lunch
[4:01] Mark Scofield chews on the feets
[4:01] Oak Core spits out the beak
[4:02] Mark Scofield leans back and farts
[4:02] Oak Core: lol
[4:02] Essie Radford: omg
[4:02] Oak Core beats his chest
[4:02] Oak Core: ME MAN
[4:02] Mark Scofield looks over "me man too, hahahaha"
[4:03] Mark Scofield digs for a bogey
[4:03] Oak Core burps and tries to strain a fart
[4:03] Oak Core: WE MEN
[4:03] Oak Core looks at ess
[4:03] Mark Scofield: dessert
[4:04] Mark Scofield burps "nice chicken"
[4:05] Oak Core chokes and pukes
[4:05] Mark Scofield: hey
[4:05] Oak Core looks up burps and nods
[4:05] Mark Scofield: there is a lady here
[4:05] Oak Core looks around
[4:05] Essie Radford: just ignore me
[4:05] Oak Core checks his nails
[4:05] Mark Scofield: well there
[4:06] Oak Core: sorry
[4:06] Mark Scofield: lady redfart
[4:06] Oak Core: lol
[4:06] Mark Scofield: erm or something
[4:06] Mark Scofield: we should behave like gentlemen
[4:07] Mark Scofield: I am gentle you the man
[4:07] Oak Core sits up straight
[4:07] Oak Core: you are right
[4:07] Oak Core: anyone for tea
[4:07] Mark Scofield blinks noble to the lady
[4:07] Oak Core: m'lady?
[4:08] Mark Scofield: oh yes of course sir
[4:08] Essie Radford grins as she looks at the 2 gentle men
[4:08] Oak Core: tea and cake
[4:08] Mark Scofield: ahh so exquisite, thank you

[4:20] Essie Radford: http://essieradford.blogspot.com
[4:20] Oak Core: oh jesus!

[4:25] Oak Core: we are famous mark
[4:25] Mark Scofield: oh yes we are
[4:25] Oak Core: oh hell
[4:25] Oak Core: we might receive strange IMs
[4:25] Mark Scofield: groupies?
[4:25] Oak Core: exactly
[4:26] Oak Core: from men that secretly varnish their nails

Men...