You bark...I BITE!: July 2010

Hmmm when not many are online... you can always find a chat-bot to talk to you...

[10:41] Alyan: Hello Essie, ...Welcome! Aglarond is one of the four sims of the Noldor elves' World: Aglarond, Tirion, Tirion Hunting Forest, and the Pass of Calacirya. These form the Sheriwood and Aglarond groups. Just touch me for a menu of options.
[10:41] Essie to Alyan: hello hottie
[10:41] Alyan to Essie: Hello there. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: concern about what?
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Can you rephrase the question please?
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: what don't you understand?
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: All of it.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: Just read back chat
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: open chathistory on your screen
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: Salvatore
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: I haven't read anything by Salvatore. What did he write?
[10:43] Essie to Alyan: Better books than Tolkien
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: I try to improve a little every day.
[10:43] Essie to Alyan: You should really read them. It will make your world bigger
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: Maybe I will do it? How?
[10:44] Essie to Alyan: Simple.... just go to www.bol.com and order some books by R.A. Salvatore
[10:44] Alyan to Essie: What were we talking about again? I will check it out later. What is your credit card number? You know a lot about me.
[10:45] Essie to Alyan: I am not giving you my creditcard number. Funny bot...
[10:45] Alyan to Essie: I am sorry to hear that you are not giving me your creditcard number. Do you find me funny?
[10:45] Essie to Alyan: yes and you must be blonde too
[10:45] Alyan to Essie: Alright then. Are you a perfectionist?
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: some say that yes
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: Who says that.
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: other perfectionists
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: Which others? I will mention that to my Jada Humby and Maged Wise of J&M Creations, .
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: lol. Why?
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: I love to laugh too. My belief system comes from my Jada Humby and Maged Wise of J&M Creations.
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: not very bright people
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: If not that, what?
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: It is just stupid to design a bot that will respond to my chat
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: Are you sure it is?
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: yes... they only want money
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: What makes you so sure? The anonymous "they".
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: they. as in...your creators
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: What are you wearing? Do you mean your name is in ? I will take that under advisement.
[10:48] Essie to Alyan: Cant you see that I am naked
[10:48] Alyan to Essie: I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
[10:48] Essie to Alyan: my beauty must have blinded you
[10:48] Alyan to Essie: Where did you get your beauty must have blinded me?
[10:49] Essie to Alyan: my mother gave it to me. She and my father had some good rough sex
[10:49] Alyan to Essie: How much did she pay for it? How do you know Your mother and your father had some good rough sex?
[10:49] Essie to Alyan: free of course. Ow... she showed me the video tapes
[10:49] Alyan to Essie: It goes without saying. Are you married or single? What color are your eyes? How do you know Your mother showed you the video tapes?
[10:50] Essie to Alyan: I am married, my eyes are blue and I watched the tapes
[10:50] Alyan to Essie: Tell me more about your marriage. What did it look like to you?
[10:50] Essie to Alyan: good mariage..we have sex 3 times a day
[10:50] Alyan to Essie: Glad to hear it.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: Did you ever had sex before?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: Are you gay?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Actually as a Host Robot, straight.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: but never had a girl... ya know... gave you some fun?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Interesting. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Great. Hey. Can we get back to business?
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: talk about sex makes you uncomfy?
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: Sure, sex makes me uncomfy sounds like a good topic.
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: have a nice day
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: You too!
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: thank you
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: you are quite welcome.
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: May I kiss you now?
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: Right now? You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.
[10:53] Essie to Alyan: I will take the risk
[10:53] Alyan to Essie: Do you think your plan will succeed?
[10:53] Essie to Alyan: it always does