Ferret property laws

If I like it, it is MINE
If I saw it first, it is MINE
If it looks like mine, it is MINE
If I can take it from you, it is MINE
If it is in my mouth, it is MINE
If it is MINE, it will NEVER be yours
If it used to be yours, get over it
If it is broken, it is yours

The Frotters meet the Shortlings

The Dwarf Prudence takes an enthusiastic step forward, bright eyed "oh, shops! yes, that's what i'm lookin' fer!"
The Elf Nelisa nods "Of course I love to show it ... and be of help if I can." she waved her hand gently into the direction of the otter and ferret "This way if you please ?"
The Dwarf Prudence follows eagerly
The Dwarf Arnold taps the animal with the toe of his boot as he passes
The Frisky Otter runs after the shortling and hisses
The Frisky Ferret hisses too
The Dwarf Prudence: long....legs...ya got...there!
The Dwarf Arnold pants "lasseh, we aint all lankeh like yoo, slow down will yeh?"
The Dwarf Arnold glances over his shoulder and sees the mangy cat thingys again
The Elf Nelisa turns and sees them run "Ohhh forgive me ... I wasn't thinking." she says regretfully "There are the shops ... and in the village you migh find medical supplies ... "
The Dwarf Prudence glances over her shoulder at the two fuzzeh balls "A, i think yer friends are upset..."
The Dwarf Arnold: Thank ye lasseh, kind o' yer like
The Dwarf Prudence: "oh, is alright, he makes me run all the time! " she smiles warmly
The Frisky Otter smells fish between all the other scents
The Frisky Ferret runs to the female and snaps her teeth in the fabric of her dress
The Dwarf Arnold glares at the animals
The Dwarf Arnold kicks the animal away from his wife
The Frisky Ferret starts to pull
The Frisky Otter hisses at the two short ones
The Dwarf Prudence kicks out at the thing "shoo you! bad thing"
The Frisky Ferret keeps holding on, growling
The Elf Nelisa turns to the animals and smiles "They seem loyal companions ... to keep me safe."she jokes a little looking at them with a warm smile.
The Dwarf Arnold holds his axe out "See this yer mangeh scruffbag eh? Ya wanna be me wifes new gloves seh?"
The Dwarf Prudence shakes her skirts vigerously and looks up "oh, yer friends then, well how do ya like that, all friendly aren't they!" she huffs, swatting and shaking
The Frisky Ferret pulls harder, hearing a tearing sound now
The Elf Nelisa shakes her head "Oh please Sir ... they are simple animals ... and easy to friend ... just give them a piece of fabric or perhaps some food ?"
The Dwarf Arnold pulls out some hard fish tack from his pouch and tosses it down the bridge, away from his wife
The Frisky Otter looks at the object and jumps, grabs it and starts to chew the dry fish
The Frisky Ferret falls back as a small piece of fabric is torn off
The Dwarf Prudence huffs indignantly "easy to make friends" she grumbles "make a nice stew i bet" and glares at them
The Dwarf Arnold: bah, yoo can sort em out proo, i'm sniffin' oot the tavern
The Elf Nelisa frowns "I rather keep them as friends ... when kindness is given kindness is met mylady."
The Frisky Ferret walks back with a victory smirk
The Frisky Otter looks up to the half one swirling something in the air and continues to chew and eat the dried fish
The Frisky Ferret tucks the fabric and plays with it
The Dwarf Prudence raises up to her full height "and where i come from, polite manners are not met with vicious attacks" she yells, storming down the stairs after her husband, in the mood for ale herself
The Elf Nelisa frowns wondering on those words turning to the two creatures and shaking her head "If you could ask you would I am certain ... would you not ?"
The Frisky Ferret only has interest in her newly won fabric, and nuzzles it
The Frisky Otter looks up the white creature (elf) and wonders why this one has even bigger ears than his mate. He finishes the last piece of the salty dried fish

Black Chickens

The Crow Corvus looks around and to the skies. Croaking
The Frisky Ferret hisses again
The Crow Corvus eyes the fur and just blinks. What's the fuss, he's thinking.
The Elf Nelisa watches the other bird arrive and smiles
The Frisky Ferret cant believe her eyes as she sees another black chicken
The Crow Corvidae 's dark eyes glow while she spots the creature with a lot of fur near her mate and is instantly jealous.
The Crow Corvus looks at the fur, seriously not impressed.
The Frisky Ferret shifts her gaze from one bird to the other... and notices she is in the middle and backs away
The Crow Corvidae spies the fur ball back off and would grin viciously if she could ... but instantly hops to her mate ...
The Crow Corvus croaks in delight, his beak touching hers. His feathers fluff
The Frisky Ferret eyes the feathers again
The Elf Nelisa smiles to the ferret "hmmm come with you ... I promise you will be safe." she promisses giving the birds a look wondering if they were lovers.
The Crow Corvus kisses Corvidae's beak.
The Crow Corvidae shakes her feathers
The Frisky Ferret’s eyes widen 'morrrre feathersssss'' she thinks
The Frisky Otter sneaks around the pillars looking for food
The Frisky Ferret jumps towards some feathers and catches them in her mouth
The Elf Nelisa spots the other ferret and chuckles "Please you ... love birds ... I might get jealous of all this ... I don't have someone that seems to like me much… "
The Crow Corvidae gets real protective of her mate and squeaks angry when she spots Essie come closer.
The Frisky Ferret collects some of the fallen feathers in her mouth
The Frisky Otter eyes two birds at the opposite corner, licking his teeth
The Frisky Ferret blinks as the female squeaks at her...she hisses angrily and poofs all the feathers from her mouth as she does
The Frisky Otter watches the two closely, looking for the weakest one
The Crow Corvus chatters, clapping his beak. Flapping his wings to look more impressive
The Crow Corvidae eyes glow darkly ...keeping her attention on Essie ... ready to use her beak if needed no one would touch her lover...
The Frisky Ferret watches the feathers fly around her...she quickly collects them back with her mouth
The Crow Corvus figures the fur loves the feathers, maybe for it's nest... and shakes off a couple more.
The Frisky Ferret thinks the crow wants to play and make a small cat-jump forwards and then backwards
The Frisky Otter crawls silently the body deep on the ground, the eyes quickly looking at the prey
The Frisky Ferret keeps jumping left and right, her mouth filled with the black feathers
The Crow Corvidae spies something moving and focuses ... ready to get into war ... if they so much tried anything against her or the one she was settling with.
The Frisky Otter selects the left bird as the possible target, preparing to jump out
The Crow Corvus flaps his wings again, his beak clapping, sharp and ready to use.
The Frisky Ferret jumps back a little as she sees the huge flapping wings
The Frisky Otter watches the prey fly up and selects the other
The Frisky Otter jumps and bits in the claws
The Frisky Ferret eyes her mate, suddenly appearing and jumping for the birds
The Elf Nelisa smiles seeing the birds fly off
The Crow Corvus flies up and makes a mild laughing noise, right after he pecked at the head of the otter
The Frisky Otter looks up to the crow and licks the blood from is teeth
The Frisky Ferret watches the scene and mutters to her mate
The Frisky Ferret thinks 'I wanted to plaaaayyyyy'
The Crow Corvus swoops down and pecks the otter again, on the head.
The Frisky Otter hisses up to the crow
The Frisky Ferret watches the bird play with her mate 'no fair!'she thinks 'i was here first'
The Frisky Ferret runs to her mate and shows her mate her feathered-filled-mouth
The Frisky Otter is angry and hungry, looking up in the air for the crows
The Frisky Ferret places the feathers on the ground...she then starts to make a barfing sound
The Frisky Ferret barfs louder and barfs up some fish remains in front of her mates paws
The Frisky Otter rolls his otter eyes about his mates behavior, ‘identity crisis again’
The Frisky Ferret wonders why her mate isnt eating the freshly barfed fish
The Frisky Otter shakes his head still thinking about dead crow, licking his teeth and the last taste of crow blood on them

Darn...it got away

~The Frisky Ferret~ quickly hides in the flowers as she sees something HUGE. She raises her nosie high up in the air and starts sniffing. She immediatly drops the fish from her mouth as soon as she smells more fish near.
Mermaid Saxin has the awful feeling she's about to be savaged by a ferret, but doesn't seem to know what's causing it.
~The Frisky Ferret~ crawls through the flowers and her eyes get HUGE as she sees the biggest fish she has ever seen in her entire life.... she keeps the front of her body low, and her rear up. Her tail wiggling, as if ready for a jump, She realises that the big fish will never fit her mouth, but a little nibble on the tail will do.... she thinks she can drag the rest to her hideout...
Mermaid Saxin backs into the water, thrashing through the reeds.
~The Frisky Ferret~ crawls closer to the water and takes a moment to sniff the fishy scent in the air again
Mermaid Saxin launches a small wave up the shore with her tail, kicking hard for deep water.
~The Frisky Ferret~ perks her ears as she sees movement in the water, her eyes focussed on the waterplanting. She sais to herself 'here..fishy fishy...'
~The Frisky Ferret~ sigh, wishing her mate was here..he could go hunt the big fishy...
Mermaid Saxin rests on the riverbed hidden in rippling shadows.
~The Frisky Ferret~ looks disappointed and walks back to her fish in the flowerbedding... she takes it back in her mouth after licking it a few times, and walks away

ARGHHH Frotter tossing

~The Frisky Ferret~ is trying to avoid the male drow
Severus looks over the railings and smirks, turning he picks up the ferret and carefully aiming he drops her onto KYOKA'S head avoiding the horns of his mask
~The Frisky Ferret~ yelps loud
Nelisa turns to Severus and down to see where the ferret lands .. her eyes grow large in horror ... not liking what was done.
Susan hears fragments of braging and self display from below, but she is unable to locate the speaker. Her eyes twinkle of amusement as she leans over, trying to get a better view. Her focused scanning is interrupted by a flying beaver and as her unbelieving eyes follow its trajectory, she finally also knows where the person was she was looking for.
Kyoka continues to go on, seeing her blush. "In all the heavens and the earths, not greater beauty lies in you, fair maiden. Mountains tremble beneath the great weight of your beauty... The skies part, and the sun showers down to please the satyrs as they do frolick in the woods.. And yet the sun smiles only for you.. You are like a beautiful nightengale on the wind... " He says, his ears quirking a little as he manages to hear the ferret dropping onto his head, but it is too late. "Augh... Beast.. What is this that plagues my beautiful reddish black locks? What horrifying beast is this that drops upon me.." He gnashes his teeth a little, crouching wildly as his hands move toward the ferret, trying to fling it from his hair.
Sevilla giggles "the furry ones are harmles, just feed them every now and then and they are your friend"
~The Frisky Ferret~ panics as she is tossed down
Kyoka stumbles around the room wildly, as though in a drunken stupor, his hands reaching through his hair as he wildly stumbles about. "This beast.. Take it from my hair... My beautiful, glorious locks will be ruined.." He scrambles to relieve himself of the wretched beast, once more trying to drive it from his hair.
~The Frisky Ferret~ and scratches whatever she landed on
Sevilla looks amused at it from a safe distance
~The Frisky Ferret~ lets go of some urine in fear
Severus tries to look unconcerned as he leans over watching the scene unfold
Tari Magda looks over at the commotion. "Oh my Vogonic, the little creatures are getting in people's hair
Severus looks over to the Tari from the balcony above the drow who's head the Otter seemingly.. landed on..
Nelisa walks down the stairs to see where the ferret went and looks about hoping not to find herself walking up into those that were there, hardly comfortable in this crowd and the many warnings she had been given.
~The Frisky Ferret~ bites whatever she can bite
Vogonic whispers absent-mindedly, "little creatures?"
Kyoka can't help but glare a little at the wretched creature, seeming a little happy as it escapes- or is thrown, whichever he can't even tell in the confusion.... Subtley, however, he seems a little happy to have had a reason to excuse himself. Which seems strange given that he was the one who came up to approach the female in the first place. He steers clear of the scampering, hissing creature, wondering who let it in.
Kyoka gives the creature wide birth as he circles around, moving now toward Nelisa, waiting as though to see if she would speak to him or do anything with respect to the furry mammal upon the ground.
~The Frisky Ferret~ runs off to a corner
Susan giggles and with played enthusiasm she palms her mouth as if she gasped and exclaims in a tad raised voice "What a hero! He fenced and fought of the beast of the beaver...mean river..." Susan breaks into a series of giggles, then her analytic mind concludes that the beaver did not choose that path down by itself.

I have the Jesters 'bells'

A ball, somewhere...

~The Frisky Ferret~ waits until somebody will open the door for her. She looks at the 2 legged creatures that are standing near. She finally sees the door open, and slips inside.
~The Frisky Ferret~ Runs around, looking for food..there must be some food in this huge building... She perks her ears as she hears the sound of bells ringing and looks around, trying to find out where it came from, and sowly peers over the edge of the table.
~The Frisky Ferret~ jumps on the table and 'panthers' towards the ringing bells
Jester EdBarber smiles down at the ferret and dances for the ferret
~The Frisky Ferret~ sneaks closer, eyes focused on the shiny bells
Pridush prods Petra's sides again, then points at the ferret "Watch that!"
~The Frisky Ferret~ lowers the rear end and wiggles her behind... as if ready to jump forward
Jester EdBarber looks at the ferret for a moment and raises a brow..
~The Frisky Ferret~ makes a 'tigerjump'towards the bells and embraces them with her teeth and thinks 'mineee!!!!'
Petra starts and turns to the ferret, as instructed and whispers, "Why am I watching?"
Jester EdBarber shreaks rather lady like, not such for a man..
~The Frisky Ferret~ hangs with her full weight on the bells and starts to pull
Pridush whispers back, after studying the scene a bit "Is the ferret part of the show?"
Jester EdBarber: Get off me ye little ferret..
~The Frisky Ferret~ janks
Nelisa turns towards the bells sound and spots the ferret .. her mind instantly to the moment they started eating her dress and whatever happend afterwards. She sighs ... " trouble." she mutters softly.
Jester EdBarber looks down and tries to kick off the ferret but with no luck..
Petra slips her hand into his and grins, "I have no idea."
Jester EdBarber: "Help dis bluddy ferret is on me"
~The Frisky Ferret~ hisses and keeps pulling 'mine!!!'she thinks
Pridush frowns and makes a step forward "Is the ferret not yours then, Jester?" he asks, slightly confused.
Nelisa looks at Akeya giving her a look "Don't look at me ... I didn't let it in."
~The Frisky Ferret~hears one bell 'die' between her teeth
Jester EdBarber trousers get pulled down exposing his undergarment.. "Oh dear. no it's not.." watches as his trousers are ripped to shreds..
Akeya laughs
EdBarber runs out rather embarrassed...
~The Frisky Ferret~ keeps pulling back and falls back a bit with some fabric in her mouth
~The Frisky Ferret~ runs after him
Pridush chuckles softly and returns to Petra, his eyes wide "Oh dear. Should I call the guards?"
Severus was tempted to shoot the thing with his crossbow but he remained stoic
Jester EdBarber: Darn ferrit..
Jester EdBarber: Eating me bloody bells..
Petra chuckles at the scene and grins at Pridush, "I wouldn't bother, if he can't fend off a ferret, then really..." She lets the rest drop, leaving it to imagination.
Jester EdBarber grumbles and mutter something..
~The Frisky Ferret~ sneaks closer and grabs a bracelet with bells and walks away with her head high in the air 'victory!! ' she thinks
~The Frisky Ferret~ runs around like a maniac, the concurred bells in her mouth ringing

Yes... I have the Jesters 'Bells'
What else did you think I had in my mouth... ;p

~~ FROTTER WORLD DOMINATION! ~~

The exploring Frotters

Playing hide and seek

Playing with the Raccoon cousins

Eating another stolen apple

Otter vs Squid

Meet the two lovely critters, a frisky Otter and a handsome Ferret. The Ferret is very addicted to flowers and gets high when he rolls between them. He luvvvs flowaaass.
You better wash yourself, the Otter is quite addicted to fish and with all the humans and other creatures around it seems some carry them under the dress.
But more addicted is the Otter to his Ferret. He follows her, fights with her for food and bothers other creatures. Both can be cute but they also sometimes have the urge to mate if they are in heat. So cover your eyes and close your ears, they squeak while doing it :P
The cute Ferret has a lil identity crisis and thinks she is an otter. She also tries to impersonate a dog or a cat.

~~ FROTTER WORLD DOMINATION ~~

Warning...porn: "Frotters...errmmm or fretters?"

[14:12] Delrethius Frostwych glances beyond the other male elf and considers engulfing the mating critters in flame.
[14:14] ~Frisky Otter~ nuzzles
[14:14] ~Frisky Ferret~ licks his nosie
[14:14] ~Frisky Otter~: ~~ Purrrrrrr ~~
[14:14] ~Frisky Ferret~: ~~ Purrrrrrr ~~
[14:15] ~Frisky Ferret~ makes moaning sounds
[14:16] ~Frisky Otter~ nuzzles her neck and licks over her mouth
[14:16] ~Frisky Ferret~ murrs
[14:17] ~Frisky Otter~ nuzzles her nose, licks it
[14:17] ~Frisky Ferret~ licks back very fast
[14:17] ~Frisky Ferret~: her tail wiggling
[14:18] ~Frisky Otter~ wiggles his tail, eyes widen
[14:18] ~Frisky Otter~ sniffs her fur
[14:18] ~Frisky Ferret~ keeps submissivly rolling on her back
[14:19] ~Frisky Otter~ sniffs by her tail
[14:19] ~Frisky Ferret~d keeps wiggling as she feels his wet nosie
[14:19] ~Frisky Otter~ wiggles his tail and sniffs if she is feritile
[14:20] Vasil Danick pulls his whittling knife from his belt and pitches it into the ground near the two furballs
[14:20] ~Frisky Ferret~ murrsss deeply
[14:20] ~Frisky Otter~ is focused on the ferret and doesn't recognize anything around
[14:20] ~Frisky Ferret~ only has eyes for her mate
[14:21] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) glances over at the two animals and looks at the mages
[14:21] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Can eitehr of ye thrwo up a shiled oif they begin to.....be natural?'
[14:21] ~Frisky Otter~ want's instinctly mate her, sniffing like intoxicated
[14:21] ~Frisky Ferret~ lays down on her belly
[14:22] Delrethius Frostwych frowns and watches a flame dance around his fingers.
[14:22] Vasil Danick rolls his eyes as he approaches them to retreive his knife
[14:22] Delrethius Frostwych: I'll give ya one better...
[14:22] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) loks at teh mages hoping one of tehm can throw a chield around the beasts if they begin to mate
[14:23] Delrethius Frostwych sighs and releases the flame and closes his eyes.
[14:23] ~Frisky Otter~ sniffs her fur, humps her back
[14:23] Urumi Kohime: why you want a shoield around them?
[14:23] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Vasil seems quite..interested in their activity'
[14:23] ~Frisky Ferret~ wiggles with her tail
[14:23] Vasil Danick takes the knife and turns his back on them
[14:24] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'So they can ahe some privacy'
[14:24] ~Frisky Otter~ mates with the little ferret making ecstatic lil sounds
[14:24] ~Frisky Ferret~ purrsss deeply and keeps still
[14:24] Delrethius Frostwych opens his eye a crack, seeing that Urumi has other plans.
[14:25] Urumi Kohime: cast darkness
[14:25] ~Frisky Otter~'s eyes widen as he humps the ferret
[14:25] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) laughs
[14:25] Urumi Kohime: enough?
[14:25] ~Frisky Ferret~ make little squiking sounds
[14:25] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Good Urumi'
[14:25] Urumi Kohime: ups
[14:25] Delrethius Frostwych catches Urumi's eye and smiles at her.
[14:25] Urumi Kohime: too mucho potence
[14:26] Vasil Danick: You don't have silence do you?
[14:26] ~Frisky Otter~ squeaks and grunts
[14:26] Delrethius Frostwych: I know that one...
[14:26] ~Frisky Ferret~ starts to sing
[14:26] Briana Palianta giggles
[14:26] Delrethius Frostwych shrugs. "Of course...it might be a little TOO silent..."
[14:26] Vasil Danick shakes his head
[14:27] Delrethius Frostwych: Crispily silent...
[14:27] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) laughs
[14:27] Urumi Kohime: sorry, you ask too much. No silence
[14:27] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'At least they be happy'
[14:27] Vasil Danick shrugs
[14:27] ~Frisky Otter~ sings after finishing mating her
[14:27] ~Frisky Ferret~ sings for him
[14:27] ~Frisky Ferret~: and licks his nosie
[14:27] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Mayhaps teh wolves need feeding'
[14:28] Vasil Danick grins
[14:28] ~Frisky Otter~ nuzzles the neck
[14:28] ~Frisky Ferret~ licks his fur
[14:28] Delrethius Frostwych grins at Linwe.
[14:28] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) sighs
[14:29] Briana Palianta: oh my....
[14:29] ~Frisky Otter~ wiggles his tail, thinking of lil otter babies
[14:29] ~Frisky Ferret~ sits down and lifts her paw to lick herself clean of the leaking liquids
[14:29] ~Frisky Otter~ licks her
[14:30] Urumi Kohime: this needs more censor ships
[14:30] ~Frisky Otter~ sorts the silky fur hair with his teeth
[14:30] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Ye know..tis quite unnatural for animals to...display themselves..in such a way as this'
[14:30] Urumi Kohime: cast darkness
[14:30] Vasil Danick smirks
[14:30] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Mayhaps tehse be enorcelled beings'
[14:30] Delrethius Frostwych nods at linwe.
[14:31] Vasil Danick: Quickest way to fix that would be...
[14:31] Delrethius Frostwych closes his eyes and holds his palm out which begins to glow softly and then more brightly.
[14:31] ~Frisky Ferret~ sneezes
[14:32] Delrethius Frostwych chuckles. "Anyone hungry?"
[14:32] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Not fopr wee beasties'
[14:32] Briana Palianta: not...anymore
[14:32] Urumi Kohime: Del.... let the creatures live
[14:32] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) marches voer to teh animals
[14:32] Vasil Danick shakes his head "I don't think fresh mated badger would be tasty...."
[14:33] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) shakes a finger at tehm
[14:33] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Now..ye go hime..back to eyr burrow'
[14:33] Delrethius Frostwych sighs and nods. "I'll just scare them off...Linwe, could you stand back?"
[14:33] ~Frisky Ferret~ hisses
[14:33] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Let me try to talk to tehm first'
[14:33] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Ye ahve ahd yer fun...and now ye need to ahve naps'
[14:33] Vasil Danick shrugs as he steps out of the way
[14:33] Delrethius Frostwych winks at Urumi.
[14:34] Urumi Kohime shakes her head
[14:34] ~Frisky Ferret~ eyes her mate
[14:34] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'I canna take on every mage and rtanger in teh world on eyr behalf'
[14:34] ~Frisky Ferret~ runns over to the elf
[14:34] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'ANd I wouldna see ye hurt..'
[14:34] ~Frisky Ferret~ looks curiously at his hand
[14:34] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) makes shooing gestures at teh male
[14:35] ~Frisky Ferret~ smirks and jumps up with open maw, sharp teeth ready
[14:35] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) says 'Go catch a fish or summat..ye need tor eplenish eyrself for enxt time'
[14:35] Delrethius Frostwych looks down and aims at it.
[14:35] Vasil Danick chuckles as he watches
[14:35] ~Frisky Ferret~ jumps and embraces his wrist with her teeth
[14:36] ~Frisky Ferret~ looks over to her mate as she dangles on his arm
[14:36] ~Frisky Otter~ looks angry at the creature that tries to hump his ferret
[14:36] Delrethius Frostwych growls at the creature and touches it with a blast of heat from his other hand.
[14:36] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) sighs watching the female attach ehrslef to Delrethious
[14:36] ~Frisky Ferret~ yelps but keeps holding on, biting harder
[14:36] ~Frisky Otter~ jumps and bites the creature between the toes, the two big toes
[14:36] Delrethius Frostwych growls louder and zaps the creature.
[14:37] Linwe (Linwe Zifanwe) runs over and tires to disengage the badger from Dels arm
[14:37] ~Frisky Ferret~ squeeks and lets go
[14:37] Urumi Kohime: ups
[14:37] Vasil Danick: ((My thinking is he is biting your nuts Del))

IF it were true...

A couple of months ago. A friend from SL told me that he had to leave cuz he had some RL problems. He was divorced and cuz of some personal problems after that, he got fired. He could not find a place of his own to rent. He lived on the streets for a while to save money.
He now lives with friends and family who helped him after finding out he was living in the streets. He was just ashamed to ask them for help. I have a big deal of respect for this man. He is fighting to get his life in order. And he is winning this battle.

Now...the following case is very different...

WARNING: Please grab a kleenex, cuz the next part you will read is very.... snifffff.....

This begging letter was send in some groups in SL and also to individuals:
**Fundraising call for Real Life Crisis**
This is a real life plea for help to all Members of both the Medieval Midnight Mania and the Gorean Midnight Mania to please if you can donate any spare Lindens you may have. Pierce Ackmann is about to be made homeless in REAL LIFE, he has 2 days to find money for rent otherwise he has nowhere to live and will be on the streets, he has a son of 6 who he is desperately trying to stay near as his ex wife is being treated for Breast Cancer and and he needs to have somewhere that he can take him too, as with all of us sometimes things have not gone well in this economy and he now faces eviction in 48 hours. This is a honest request, any money donated will go directly to him for his situation. We ask only that you give something if you can and that people leave all SL drama out of this. It is happening in his real life not in here.
We will be erecting a place to donate in Gaia Market but until then please donate should you wish to do so directly to Pierce AV.
If you wish to donate anonymously please do so by passing on to Zun Sahara she will pass on anything received by her directly to Pierce.
If you wish to show support but have no spare Lindens then just by joining the support group in Siren Lexenstar or Zun Sahara's profiles will be much appreciated.
Many Thanks for reading
**The people of Gaia**

Now… what would YOU do if you get a letter from your landlord that you will be kicked out if you don’t pay your rent?

Hmmm good question... I would freak… BUT what made it come that far to get kicked out? I mean… you know months in advance that you need to pay rent. And I would do anything to get that cash to pay my rent. I would go to friends and family to ask them if they can help me. I would ALSO get a job! Yes… a job is a good way of getting money. Or a bank robbery but I wouldn’t recommend that.

Now… what IF you had a kid… and knew that payment was due any minute cuz you had many letters about it… would you still be playing SL? Would you still grief ppl in a GAME instead of doing what SHOULD BE done?

I think somebody here needs a reality check. THIS is a REAL WORLD where you need to pay for REAL or you will be in big troubles FOR REAL.

Some reactions that reached me:
“if the man would turn off the computer and god damn work like he is supposed to, this would not happen”
“it is sad when we both attempted to help him long ago his addiction on here is out of control maybe a walk in reality will do him good”
“xxx strongly suggest Pierce to check into Hospice places and his local shelter and churches as they can help IMMEDIATELY to find him a place”
"Again he plays a victim. This is a bad way of winning sympathy. And his RL shit should be kept out of SL"
"sickening note eh? almost poetic justice for him. he is pathetic. I have told people that from the beginning."
"Cheers to the King without a castle"

OK. So IF it was true…
Then I am really sorry for the kid to have Pierce as his dad…
Knowing he wasn’t there for the kid, as in working to give him his needs, but only for his SL addiction. I will leave the 'sick Ex-wife'out of the picture... IF it was true...

Am I a bad person that I write all this?
Am I a bad person to question the mans motives?
Am I a bad person to warn ppl about him?
Am I a bad person when I make him cry after he reads this?

I don’t think so.

I think this can also be seen as a warning to all ppl that do NOT WANT TO WORK cuz of their SL addiction.

And of course... the almost homeless 'King of Fools' is online in Sl... IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Shouldn't he be packing???

I think somebody needs a reality check. AND A GOOD ONE.
REAL LIFE isn’t a game. We can NOT teleport away from our REAL LIFE problems


01/12/2010 Destination: Pierce Ackmann L$1

Background history, oldest post to newest (yeah yeah, it is ALOT):
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/10/you-bitch-me-or-my-friends-i-bitch-you.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/such-poor-sod.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/he-has-shit-in-his-pants.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/andddd-he-just-loves-meeeeeee.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/o-dear-o-dear.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/sighs.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/11/he-is-king-of-fools.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/12/another-day-with-my-new-found-love.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/12/jester-tos.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/12/we-rawk.html

I told you so....

hello hispa, long time no talk
you probably dont recgonize this account but i was evanos ethaniel, jennidia's son
was just crossed by her for the last time
well, i just wanted to appologize to you for the way that everyone treated you and especially me when it came to jen
she hacked two of my accounts, changed their passwords, cancled both, and even changed the password on my email
all because i didnt want to rp in her sim any longer
so again
i wanted to appologize for not seeing that you were right all along
she is a bad person

I told you so...

Background:
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/07/bloody-nutters.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2009/07/my-tummy-hurts.html
Dont forget to read the comments....
Especially the ones of Robby...
He found out she was a fraud aswelll just a few weeks after he wrote his comments ;p;p

Dont you just love Karma...

ADDED:
Also read:
http://twobeautifulpeople.blogspot.com/2010/01/jennidia-spreads-her-brand-of-love.html
http://twobeautifulpeople.blogspot.com/2009/07/shame-on-you.html
http://twobeautifulpeople.blogspot.com/2009/06/jaded.html
http://twobeautifulpeople.blogspot.com/2009/03/hispa-is-hero.html