[07:01] Mark Scofield: hello gertrude
[07:01] Mark Scofield: come in I have some food
[07:01] Essie Radford: \0/
[07:02] Mark Scofield: mmm you will taste good
[07:02] Essie Radford: -_-
[07:02] Mark Scofield: err I mean it will taste you good
[07:02] Mark Scofield: here
[07:03] Essie Radford: gimme a cheeseburger
[07:03] Mark Scofield: hey don't pick my worm
[07:03] Mark Scofield: cheeseburger?`
[07:03] Essie Radford: mmmmmmmm
[07:03] Mark Scofield: hmm domestic goose
[07:03] Essie Radford farts
[07:03] Mark Scofield: very nice behavior
[07:04] Mark Scofield: behave or I stuff you
[07:04] Essie Radford: mmmmmmm
[07:04] Mark Scofield: I stuff you with meat :)
[07:04] Essie Radford: cheeseburgers \0/
[07:04] Mark Scofield: no
[07:05] Essie Radford: chicken burger?
[07:05] Mark Scofield: no
[07:05] Essie Radford: drats
[07:05] Mark Scofield: I bet I will abuse you
[07:05] Essie Radford: o.O
[07:05] Mark Scofield: I am a peasant ya know
[07:05] Essie Radford sneaks away
[07:05] Mark Scofield: pulls your tail feather
[07:05] Mark Scofield: stay here
[07:05] Essie Radford: ouchhhh MINE
[07:06] Essie Radford: I only have a few!!!
[07:06] Mark Scofield: now minus one
[07:06] Essie Radford: sighs
[07:06] Essie Radford: my poor tail
[07:07] Mark Scofield: you will loose all feathers anyway
[07:07] Essie Radford attempts to escape
[07:07] Essie Radford: and shits all over the carpet
[07:08] Mark Scofield jumps after your and grabs your neck
[07:08] Essie Radford: *gulps*
[07:08] Mark Scofield pulls you up on the neck
[07:08] Essie Radford gives some karate kicks
[07:08] Mark Scofield holds you on his arm away "where is my axe?"
[07:09] Essie Radford: o.o
[07:09] Essie Radford: noeeeesssssss * shits and pees over your clothes*
[07:09] Mark Scofield: damn what a mess
[07:09] Mark Scofield: I better break your neck by hand or you go on with that shit
[07:09] Essie Radford keeps kicking
[07:10] Mark Scofield: I like you roasted anyway, if not on christmas then sooner
[07:10] Mark Scofield laughs
[07:10] Essie Radford: I dont like to be roasted!!!!!
[07:10] Essie Radford burbs acid in your face
[07:11] Mark Scofield: dammit
[07:11] Essie Radford: I am a mighty demon goose!!! * raises a half-plucked wing
[07:12] Mark Scofield grabs your neck with the other hand and breaks it with a loud knack "demon goose with red wine sauce"
[07:12] Essie Radford: *dies*
[07:13] Mark Scofield looks down on himself "what a mess"
[07:13] Mark Scofield: I hope the taste of it is worth all that
[07:14] Essie Radford: the ghost of the goose haunts you for the rest of your life!!!
[07:14] Mark Scofield: with all the other animals I killed for a roast :)
