Saturday, November 6, 2010

Werrrr juztt drunkkkkk (about the Tari of Mystara)

[14:58] Essie Radford walks inside the tavern, sees two people sitting at the table and she lowers herself on the sofa. She tosses the home made pie she was carrying on the table and grabs a slice
[14:59] Ilphthrae Teken'neld looks over as the human walks in. "Usstan brorn lu'oh qee udos shlu'ta inbau nindol uss ulu z'haan tir."
[15:00] Mark Scofield steps in looks around then walks to Kahlan "I was controlling the backside of the house but the wall is still broken, I thought someone will fix it"
[15:01] Essie Radford shrugs "perhaps that Tari bitch stole all the coin for the repairs...."
[15:01] Renor Sssiks: *looks over at Ilphthrae and makes a surprised face followed by a gasp* Obokur xull obsul'ress nindol draeval.. Olt zhah DRAA d'mina.
[15:01] Mark Scofield looks over to the table with the two dark ones, does not greet but smirks "perhaps, she does not care about the people here in the village but instead ordering them around for nonsense"
[15:02] Essie Radford looks towards the table at the servery 'drow... right? ' she says to Markus 'I believe the Tari doesnt like them hanging around much....'She smirks 'she can shove her proclamation in her... royal.... rear....'
[15:03] Mark Scofield chuckles "as long as they pay and behave I have no problem" sits down
[15:03] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. " Xuil lu'oh ol zhah tlus aluin jal tangi, Usstan xuat talinth ol orn tlu ichl xull." she says, then looks over to the two humans, listening to the conversation.
[15:04] Essie Radford gestures to markus 'take a piece... it is my Rum-Berry Pie....'
[15:04] Mark Scofield: "I have no problem when they cause some trouble to the high elf"
[15:04] Renor Sssiks: *nods slowly at her sister* Usstan guu'lac ol orn tlu.
[15:04] Mark Scofield smiles "oww that one" he grabs a piece and starts eating
[15:05] Essie Radford: "Oww please remind me.. if the pointy ear queen wants a pie... grab the one in the back.. it has some old greened meat in it.. only a week old..."
[15:05] Mark Scofield: "one of your best pies Kahlan" eats another piece "to good to serve to her royal snobbyness"
[15:05] Essie Radford: "Aye"
[15:06] Renor Sssiks: *arches an eyebrow on that conversation*
[15:06] Essie Radford: "She really thinks that she can boss us around , only cuz she is pointy ear with some snob blood"
[15:06] Mark Scofield laughs "one week only" bites a piece "I thought you wanted to use some cow dung"
[15:06] Ilphthrae Teken'neld raises an eyebrow at the humans remarks. "Is there a reason this elven queen is so disliked?"
[15:06] Essie Radford laughs"I already have something prepared.. in a special made sauce...."
[15:07] Mark Scofield: "well we have a new queen and she seems to be bored and is bossing people around"
[15:07] Renor Sssiks: How unpolite of her. *she says with a sarcastic tone in her voice*
[15:08] Mark Scofield eats greedily the pie looks over to the drow "raising taxes and then ask for free food delivery"
[15:08] Renor Sssiks: That is almost .... hmmm... truly evil.. isnt it?
[15:09] Mark Scofield laughs "could be one of your kind"
[15:09] Essie Radford chuckles "some say that she has grey blood in her royal ars...ermm vains....."
[15:09] Essie Radford laughs and grabs another piece of Rum/berry pie
[15:10] Renor Sssiks: No no.. If she would be one of us she would not "ask" for free food. She would just take it.
[15:10] Mark Scofield burps and raises the piece to show to the drow then smirks and bites it
[15:10] Essie Radford: "she takes our coin...."
[15:10] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. "I see. How awful that must be." she says sarcastically, then looks over to Renor in a whisper she says. "Lore saph ussta plans orn tlu rescho'ur ulu xun t'yin Usstan ssiggrin ka jal satiir nindol i'dol bauth nind valsharess."
[15:11] Essie Radford: ' hmm might need more rum next time..."
[15:11] Mark Scofield frowns and looks angry over to the two "if you will not pay then you get in trouble "
[15:11] Renor Sssiks: Ichl rescho ulu tlu seke. *she just replies to her sister*
[15:11] Essie Radford shrugs... let them... if the Queen bitch doesnt protect us... i will keep it from the taxes...."
[15:11] Renor Sssiks: Us? Why us? Neither of us is the queen.
[15:12] Essie Radford: "The Tari pays for the drow...."
[15:12] Mark Scofield: "oww is she?" eats happily the pie "one extra round for the Tari's guests"
[15:13] Essie Radford: "and... she will ave a very shitty..night soon... " *laughs*
[15:13] Renor Sssiks: We get payed? *she arches an eyebrow at her sister wondering*
[15:13] Ilphthrae Teken'neld leans back in her chair. "So is that the only reason you dislike your queen so much? Because she takes coin?"
[15:13] Essie Radford chuckles at the lost translation of the drow
[15:14] Essie Radford: "no... she uses us as ..as... live stock.... she dont care about us..."
[15:14] Mark Scofield looks to Kahlan and whispers "they are not of the bright kind ... I mean not the skin" chuckles
[15:14] Essie Radford: "she snaps with her fingers and orders us around... She aint popular..."
[15:15] Renor Sssiks: But queens are meant to be popular? *she wonders once again*
[15:15] Essie Radford grins and eats her slice "and... hehe..listen.. i heard that somebody wrote nasty stuff about the Tari on her own castle walls..."
[15:15] Mark Scofield looks over to the two "not for your race but we humand like to follow a popular leader"
[15:15] Essie Radford laughs and slaps her knee...
[15:16] Renor Sssiks: Ah.. I understand.. A kind and caring and loving leader yes?
[15:16] Mark Scofield grabs another piece and burps while bending forward
[15:16] Ilphthrae Teken'neld arches a brow. "Oh? What did they write?"
[15:16] Mark Scofield nods "yes like that but you have no idea what that means "chuckles
[15:16] Essie Radford shrugs 'as long as the leader dont bother with me or my businesss'
[15:17] Essie Radford smirks "it was something like... - The Tari is a tyrant-
[15:17] Renor Sssiks: You are right. I have no idea what that means.
[15:17] Essie Radford: "some said..that they could hear her screams were heard in the next plane..." *laughs*
[15:18] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Oh, is that supposed to be an insult?"
[15:18] Mark Scofield leans back "you drow are evil by nature" wipes his face "but I wonder if the Tari was maybe exchanged and some mage brightend her skin a little"
[15:18] Essie Radford: "must have woken up the dead" *releases a burb*
[15:19] Mark Scofield: "anyway as long as she has no real guards and the people in the village stand together, she can't harm us"
[15:19] Essie Radford: "perhaps some bard will write a nice song about the Tyrant Tari" *laughs*
[15:19] Renor Sssiks: Oh. I think we are not more evil than the crusaders who march into foreign lands in the name of your god and destroy cities and kill children. Or those knights which burn witches in the name of your god. But I might be wrong.
[15:20] Essie Radford arches a brow "my god? right... whuts that... he aint paying my bills!"
[15:20] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "And do all feel the same as you when it comes to this queen?"
[15:20] Mark Scofield smirks over to the greylings "no not more, these just learned from you"
[15:20] Renor Sssiks: Then they seem to have had a good scholar since you fear them.
[15:20] Essie Radford: "some are afraid... but are carrying hatred deep within... in secret...."
[15:21] Essie Radford: "I htink the Tyrant tari is afraid that the humans will burn down her castle... and that is why she is chasing us for no reason"
[15:22] Essie Radford: "it is alll because of her royal arse....."
[15:22] Mark Scofield looks over and narrows his eyes "are you spy's of the Tari? did she sink that low to recruit their own arch enemy?"
[15:22] Renor Sssiks: You will always be welcome among our kin.
[15:22] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Then why don't you do just that?"
[15:22] Essie Radford smirks and looks towards Markus "She can stuff her coins in the hole where the dung leaves her body..."
[15:23] Mark Scofield laughs loud "yes in her magic music box"
[15:23] Essie Radford: "Hmm because the has extra guards around the castle...."
[15:23] Essie Radford: "Hmm perhaps if we can find some very strong battle mages... and some dragons...."
[15:24] Essie Radford giggles and burbs
[15:24] Mark Scofield: "you had to much pie Kahalan"
[15:24] Renor Sssiks: *looks at her sister* L'yibin elendar. L'gareth cure.
[15:24] Essie Radford waves his remark away with her hand"I need morrrrrre pieee"
[15:25] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. "Kluthak l'kivvin ph'reiyal divided. Lu'oh yeunn."
[15:25] Essie Radford: "and a drink... to flush it away"
[15:25] Mark Scofield chuckles "yes maybe, maked it easier with that one"
[15:26] Renor Sssiks: *just shrugs at her sister*
[15:26] Essie Radford looks over to markus "can you grab me some wine please...and one for yourself..."
[15:28] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Does this queen of yours have anyone who actually follows her?"
[15:28] Essie Radford: "aye.. her child...."
[15:29] Essie Radford: "I dont know who was stupid enough to mate with her... must have been a forced breeding" * laughs*
[15:29] Renor Sssiks: Maybe she pays well?
[15:30] Mark Scofield accepted your inventory offer.
[15:30] Renor Sssiks: Seems she gets enough taxes for it.
[15:30] Essie Radford: "yes.. and payed for a manwhore.... "
[15:31] Essie Radford: "a bartard child in court.... "
[15:31] Mark Scofield reaches you the goblet
[15:31] Victor Kain stands near the fire, remaining silent, though listening to any sounds in the bar
[15:31] Essie Radford smiles at Markus "thank you my dear..." and starts to flush away any pie pieces left between her teeth
[15:32] Mark Scofield whispers "shhh Kahlan, her spy is close"
[15:32] Essie Radford's eyes slowly move towards the fireplace and she nods to Markus
[15:32] Essie Radford: "Aye..thats one of her toys... perhaps her new breeding partner...." *laughs*
[15:32] Mark Scofield drinks and burps "praise the Queeen"
[15:33] Essie Radford raises her goblet "ayeeee piss the queeennnnn"
[15:33] Mark Scofield laughs "long may she live" whispers "in the underdark"
[15:34] Victor Kain looks over toward Mark and Essie, "You two have problems with the way the new Queen is running things as well huh?"
[15:34] Essie Radford: "mayyy her long life be filled with lotsa... ermmm lotsa happy...e rmmmmm.. .whuts that called again.... happy... "
[15:34] Mark Scofield drinks more "dung .. it was dung"
[15:35] Essie Radford shrugs "nun of ur businesss" she turns to markus and raises her goblet again "ayeeee long life ..filled with happy... smelly... dungg......"
[15:35] Mark Scofield looks to the guy with the big weapon "well we have no problems with her ... all fine"
[15:35] Essie Radford chuckles "we are just rehurrsiggg for a new play for the bardic night " *burbs*
[15:36] Mark Scofield scratched his ass and smells his fingers then drinks another sip
[15:36] Victor Kain shakes his head, "Such a negative outlook. It's a shame you'll end up alone in your plight, with no one to help you since you cannot see past your own face to know when someone else is in the same position as you." then returns his attention to the fire
[15:37] Essie Radford laughs "such fancy words mister... careful yee dont fall into her firepits..."
[15:37] Essie Radford chuckles and grabs another piece of rum-berry pie
[15:37] Mark Scofield looks over to the fire "you did not seem to be enemy of her when I recall the coronation"
[15:38] Victor Kain sighs, "The Queen doesn't listen to me as she should, several problems have come up, but of course, that's no buisness of yours. After all, you praise the new Queen."
[15:38] Mark Scofield looks over to Kahlan "you really get drunk" laughs
[15:39] Essie Radford looks at her pie as she feels something roll on her tongue... she pulls out a long black hair and sniggers "heyyy a piece of your bitch in my pie!!!! Here.. you can deliver it back to her!" and tosses the piece with the hair towards Victor
[15:39] Mark Scofield laughs "there are not several problems there is one and that has pointy ears"
[15:40] Essie Radford burbs and takes another sip of her wine 'we can cut her ears....."
[15:40] Mark Scofield: "does not make her prettier" laughs
[15:41] Essie Radford shrugs "cant tell the difference between a pig and the tari....'"
[15:41] Mark Scofield grins "I can, the pig has a friendly face"
[15:41] Essie Radford: "aye.. so true... and it is usefull... as bacon"
[15:42] Mark Scofield: "the Tari or the pig?" burps
[15:42] Essie Radford raises her goblet "mayyy the tari fall in the deepest fire pits of the nine hells!!!! cheersss!!!"
[15:42] Victor Kain looks back toward Kahlan, she was so insulting, and all for the wrong reason, Victor felt an urge to electrocute her, and he probably would, as he turns and walks around the table toward her, with his left arm completely electrified
[15:43] Mark Scofield raises the goblet too "may she meet the place where she came from"
[15:43] Essie Radford completes markus'sentence 'her mothers hole..."
[15:43] Essie Radford releases a loud burb towards Victors face
[15:44] Mark Scofield laughs loud the wine dripping out "yes the hole where she was shit out"
[15:44] Essie Radford: "whoopsiee sowwyyyyyyy"
[15:44] Essie Radford giggles and nearly falls of the couch laughing
[15:45] Victor Kain would place his hand on the back of Kahlan's neck to let his electrical energy flow on her hair to set it on fire
[15:45] Mark Scofield grabs a piece of pie "I need some base for the wine"
[15:45] Essie Radford sees the glow on the mans arm "oww looksies"Markus... magic..."
[15:46] Mark Scofield looks over to the glowing guy "careful we had lotsa rum and wine, could be a firework"
[15:46] Essie Radford claps her hands and spills some wine wile doing "great trick!"
[15:46] Ilphthrae Teken'neld leans back more as she watches the humans. As she sees the mans arm she arches a brow.
[15:48] Essie Radford looks up "heyyy watch the sparkles mister..."
[15:49] Mark Scofield leans back raises his hips and lets out a long fart "mmmm relieving"
[15:51] Essie Radford watches the man walk away
[15:51] Mark Scofield looks and follows the glow a little "did he pay?"
[15:51] Essie Radford shrugs, he didnt touch any food or drinks... he only stole the warmth of the fire..."

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