Saturday, October 30, 2010

X-Ray in Medieval Times...

[13:20] Mark Scofield: "I should sit, I feel still not well"
[13:21] Mark Scofield: "excuse me ladies t is not my kind to behavior to let you stand but I feel not so well" sinks on the table with his head
[13:21] Onyx Buccaneer mumbles "Oh dear" and catches his arm as he sinks to the stool.
[13:21] Mark Scofield fell unconscious moaning
[13:22] Essie Radford drops herself on the floor "Markus?"
[13:22] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! I fear he has fainted!"
[13:22] Onyx Buccaneer crouches beside the man, looking concerned.
[13:23] Onyx Buccaneer: "Is there a healer in these parts?"
[13:23] Mark Scofield moves his head slowly opening his eyes and coughs
[13:23] Mark Scofield mumbles "ayeowww" coughs again some blood on the table
[13:24] Essie Radford: "Onyx...grab a bucket and fill it with cold water, and hand me a cloth..."
[13:24] Essie Radford: "Onyx..now! hurry!"
[13:24] Onyx Buccaneer runs to get the water and cloth
[13:25] Mark Scofield is breathing piping sounds and still coughing as his eyes open more slowly trying to focus "shii... shit" coughs
[13:25] Essie Radford sees the tall elf, but is more interested in Markus as she sees some blood
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer hands them to Kahlan
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer: "Will he be all right?"
[13:25] Essie Radford grabs the cloth and wipes Markus' face
[13:25] Zavarra Starsider looks concerned at the scene but remains silent, simply stating "If you need help, just say the word"
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer looks unsure of herself, but can't help but stare at the woman
[13:26] Essie Radford grabs his head and opens an eyes, studying his eyes....
[13:26] Mark Scofield spits blood and saliva as the cold cloth meets his skin and lips
[13:26] Mark Scofield looks dizzy and unfocused in the bright shine "ahwwee..."
[13:26] Onyx Buccaneer runs to bring more water
[13:26] Essie Radford looks back at Onyx "behind the counter...a small pot.. brown...with a green cap... can you get that for me please..."
[13:26] Onyx Buccaneer returns and, in her haste, slops it all over Kahlan and Markus
[13:27] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh! I am sorry!"
[13:27] Essie Radford gets soaked 'arghhh '
[13:27] Mark Scofield tilts his head trying to gain control over his body and to focus but is again distracted by the stingy pain in his chest "ahhhhrrrgggg"
[13:27] Onyx Buccaneer snatches another cloth and starts awkwardly mopping them both off
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider quietly walks over to where the woman said the items were
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh my goodness! I do apologize!"
[13:28] Essie Radford sighs and focuses back on markus "looks like he hit his head good...."
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider: "green...ah." she picks them up and walks back over, setting them on the table
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer mops the man a little too vigorously
[13:28] Essie Radford grabs his shoulder "Markus... can you hear me?"
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider gently sets them on the table and moves back out of the way
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer: "Perhaps if we startled him?"
[13:29] Mark Scofield breathes piping like an old church organ as he gains more consciousness "sorryy"
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer glances warily at the woman, but curtseys. "Thank you, m'lady."
*** IM Mark Scofield: I should get more often unconscious with all the helping ladies :) Essie Radford: *swats* Mark Scofield: :P ***
[13:29] Essie Radford shoots Onyx a look with half narrowed eyes
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer wilts under her gaze
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer finishes mopping and backs away, chastened
[13:30] Essie Radford puts a cold cloth in his neck
[13:30] Mark Scofield coughs and finds some energy back to grab his chest "can't breath"
[13:30] Zavarra Starsider looks to the tall woman and calmly states. "In a time of distress, it's best to stay calm, no matter the situation, panic won't help, just take a moment and breathe deeply and relax"
[13:30] Onyx Buccaneer nods and takes a deep breath
[13:31] Essie Radford looks at him, his face getting paler... she then sees some meat juice on his pants and swats him hard on the back with her full fist
[13:31] Onyx Buccaneer gapes, her eyes opened wide
[13:31] Mark Scofield coughs up another bloody spit and grabs for the table top "my..." choughing "my chest"
*** IM Essie Radford: cough up that bunny bone! Mark Scofield: first aid Question. Mark Scofield: what is it? Mark Scofield: felt from 3 meters down and coughs blood Essie Radford: you ate some of my unfinished bunny stew! ***
[13:32] Essie Radford narrow her eyes and hits him again on the back
[13:32] Onyx Buccaneer: "M'lady? I...have quite a strong arm, if it is needful..."
[13:32] Mark Scofield: "agggggrrrhhhhh" screams and spits a bloody fountain"
[13:32] Zavarra Starsider: "If he is choking..if you wrap your arms around his chest, just under the rips, and push in and up hard, it should dislodge it"
[13:32] Mark Scofield fells unconscious again
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer looks at Kahlan, then walks forward and wraps her arms aroudn the man's torso
[13:33] Essie Radford tries not to panic and takes a deep breath
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer: "like this, m'lady?"
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer squeezes
*** IM Mark Scofield: omg Mark Scofield: you will kill me Essie Radford: hahahahahah Mark Scofield: to solve it before you kill me Essie Radford: what did ppl know about er in the middle ages Mark Scofield: 3 brokern ribs one stick in my lung Mark Scofield: a lot Essie Radford: I HAVE NO X-RAY HERE ***
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer: "Again?"
[13:34] Zavarra Starsider nods. "Push in on his stomach a bit, then push up with your fists into his chest"
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer adjusts her grip and pushes
[13:34] Zavarra Starsider: "...hard" she adds
[13:34] Essie Radford: "I think there is a bone stuck in his throat... he stole some of my unfinished bunny stew!
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer does it again, but harder
[13:34] Sorcha Irelund: She stepped into the cool Tavern and ran her hands along the carved door. The symbols lining the door all familiar and special to her she closed her eyes and gave thanks to her Gods and Goddesses.
[13:34] Essie Radford points at the stains of his pants
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer: "Perhaps if you try to fish it out of his throat while I do...(grunts)...this..."
*** IM Essie Radford: we are peasants ;p Essie Radford: you are dead meat ;p Mark Scofield: poor me Mark Scofield: peasants do know exactly this Essie Radford: yeah yeah,...how is your insurance? ***
[13:35] Mark Scofield does not reaact but every push on his chest pushes blood out of his mouth
[13:35] Zavarra Starsider: "Stop stop...it must be lodged bad...perhaps..." she thinks a moment
[13:35] Onyx Buccaneer: "I am not certain this is helping, m'ladies..."
[13:35] Sorcha Irelund: Her eyes, finally adjusting, took in the panic before her. "Oh, my!" She ran to the choking man and dropped to her knees.
[13:35] Onyx Buccaneer stops and steps away
[13:35] Zavarra Starsider: "Where is it lodged? His throat? his chest?"
[13:36] Sorcha Irelund: Without a say so, she lifted his head in her hands gently and began to poke at his throat very softly.
[13:36] Essie Radford: "I think deeper in the air pipe"
[13:36] Onyx Buccaneer: "He sounds like our farm dogs, when they had a chicken bone lodged in their throats."
[13:36] Mark Scofield still breathes with piping sound
[13:36] Onyx Buccaneer: "I think you are right. I think it is deeper."
[13:36] Zavarra Starsider nods and walks forward and mutters "May the goddess forgive me for this...", then attempts to ram the pommel of her sword into his stomach, hoping the sudden blast of air would dislodge it
***IM Essie Radford: bai bai...markus...sniffs Essie Radford: LMAO Mark Scofield: omg ***
[13:37] Essie Radford: "he makes weird noises.... perhaps his lungs?"
[13:37] Sorcha Irelund: Her hands were deft as she stroked the sides of his throat and his forehead. "No, this man as a fever... the lodging isn't even a factor!" her voice rose as she herself began to panic, though she did her best to stay calm.
[13:37] Zavarra Starsider: (( actually had to do this before >> ))
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer presses her ear against his back
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer: "It sounds...about midway down, and more to the left"
[13:37] Sorcha Irelund: ((Ack. How awful!))
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh dear!"
[13:37] Mark Scofield: ((just some info zavarra, I fell down outside 3meters deep and ate nothing))
[13:38] Zavarra Starsider: (( im just going off what she said ))
[13:38] Onyx Buccaneer: (( a chunk of wood, perhaps? ))
[13:38] Zavarra Starsider: (( icly i have no idea ))
[13:38] Sorcha Irelund: She looked up to The Queen and shook her head...
[13:38] Mark Scofield: ((you all kill me soon))
[13:38] Essie Radford kneels next to him and starts to cry ... "Marus.... Please dont die..."
[13:38] Essie Radford: ((tsskkkk i get all your gold!))
[13:38] Onyx Buccaneer: (( laughs ))

And ermmm...
He survived...

4 comments:

Avina en'Cael said...

Next time, ill make it worse >:)

Mark said...

I survived, it was just in the moment where I thought they will move me more. The moment where Kahlan take me caring in her arms (and finally stopped moving me and pushing up my chest) I felt her sorrow and her love and no ... it was not the elven healer voodoo that brought me back :P
The story maybe continues and somebody should fix the wooden walkway on the tavern. I really felt down through some phantom part of it in the elevator shaft :)

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Treasury said...

hilarious! i wish i would have been there! maybe a lil creepy spider would have done a wonder while slowly moving down his trachea. muahahahaaa

Unknown said...

I don't remember this RP....weird... was someone on my account?