I like to Goose-it, Goose-it

[07:01] Mark Scofield: hello gertrude
[07:01] Mark Scofield: come in I have some food
[07:01] Essie Radford: \0/
[07:02] Mark Scofield: mmm you will taste good
[07:02] Essie Radford: -_-
[07:02] Mark Scofield: err I mean it will taste you good
[07:02] Mark Scofield: here
[07:03] Essie Radford: gimme a cheeseburger
[07:03] Mark Scofield: hey don't pick my worm
[07:03] Mark Scofield: cheeseburger?`
[07:03] Essie Radford: mmmmmmmm
[07:03] Mark Scofield: hmm domestic goose
[07:03] Essie Radford farts
[07:03] Mark Scofield: very nice behavior
[07:04] Mark Scofield: behave or I stuff you
[07:04] Essie Radford: mmmmmmm
[07:04] Mark Scofield: I stuff you with meat :)
[07:04] Essie Radford: cheeseburgers \0/
[07:04] Mark Scofield: no
[07:05] Essie Radford: chicken burger?
[07:05] Mark Scofield: no
[07:05] Essie Radford: drats
[07:05] Mark Scofield: I bet I will abuse you
[07:05] Essie Radford: o.O
[07:05] Mark Scofield: I am a peasant ya know
[07:05] Essie Radford sneaks away
[07:05] Mark Scofield: pulls your tail feather
[07:05] Mark Scofield: stay here
[07:05] Essie Radford: ouchhhh MINE
[07:06] Essie Radford: I only have a few!!!
[07:06] Mark Scofield: now minus one
[07:06] Essie Radford: sighs
[07:06] Essie Radford: my poor tail
[07:07] Mark Scofield: you will loose all feathers anyway
[07:07] Essie Radford attempts to escape
[07:07] Essie Radford: and shits all over the carpet
[07:08] Mark Scofield jumps after your and grabs your neck
[07:08] Essie Radford: *gulps*
[07:08] Mark Scofield pulls you up on the neck
[07:08] Essie Radford gives some karate kicks
[07:08] Mark Scofield holds you on his arm away "where is my axe?"
[07:09] Essie Radford: o.o
[07:09] Essie Radford: noeeeesssssss * shits and pees over your clothes*
[07:09] Mark Scofield: damn what a mess
[07:09] Mark Scofield: I better break your neck by hand or you go on with that shit
[07:09] Essie Radford keeps kicking
[07:10] Mark Scofield: I like you roasted anyway, if not on christmas then sooner
[07:10] Mark Scofield laughs
[07:10] Essie Radford: I dont like to be roasted!!!!!
[07:10] Essie Radford burbs acid in your face
[07:11] Mark Scofield: dammit
[07:11] Essie Radford: I am a mighty demon goose!!! * raises a half-plucked wing
[07:12] Mark Scofield grabs your neck with the other hand and breaks it with a loud knack "demon goose with red wine sauce"
[07:12] Essie Radford: *dies*
[07:13] Mark Scofield looks down on himself "what a mess"
[07:13] Mark Scofield: I hope the taste of it is worth all that
[07:14] Essie Radford: the ghost of the goose haunts you for the rest of your life!!!
[07:14] Mark Scofield: with all the other animals I killed for a roast :)

Bear Party in the Kitchen

Would you want to play here... ?

Would you want to play in a sim where a sim-owner has THIS in his profile?
Sounds very welcoming to me ;p

The *** sims are privately owned. This means that the owner ultimately has the final say in everything ***.
The following is directed to the fails that were kicked, booted, banned.
You didnt get your way. You're not entitled to anything. Here's some advice...
You all should attempt to pull your money together..might take a awhile but stay determined, and rent a homestead! "Build" your crappy sim, and then fail miserably because thats how you roll...
Have fun being victims....

Rejected and Banned.
You didnt get your way.
You're not entitled to anything.
You're not special in real life, so why would you think you would be in SL?
You need professional therapy for all the QQ you do, or perhaps a good beating.
If all else fails, seek medical attention..
I hear Jack Kevorkian is taking new patients.

Have fun being victims....


UGHHHHHHH
That is just SICK

The Proposal

[11:35] Essie Radford: "you work very well with your hands Markus"
[11:35] Mark Scofield looks at his hands "maybe, why do you say that?"
[11:37] Mark Scofield: "are they... are they to rough now for you?"
[11:37] Essie Radford: "No, not at all... I think they are skilled hands"
[11:38] Mark Scofield looks again at them "but the work in the smithy, made them rough"
[11:39] Essie Radford nods "just a little bit. but you can use some balm for it to make the skin softer"
[11:39] Essie Radford: "I used it too... I had to apply it twice a day on my Lords hands and feet...."
[11:39] Mark Scofield frowns "the lord is gone Kahlan"
[11:40] Essie Radford: "his hands were soft.... but then again... what work has he ever done in his life.."
[11:40] Mark Scofield shrugs "I don't know"
[11:40] Essie Radford looks at her own hands and sighs "I will make some extra balm for you...."
[11:41] Mark Scofield is a bit nervous
[11:41] Essie Radford walks downstairs and heads towards the kitchen table
[11:42] Mark Scofield mumbles quietly "dammit"
[11:42] Essie Radford takes a sip of the wine and looks for a small pot
[11:42] Mark Scofield: "Kahlan"
[11:43] Essie Radford looks in her cupboard and whispers "milk and flowers are a good base... " she turns and looks up "Yes?"
[11:43] Mark Scofield goes on his knees and fumbles under his coat
[11:43] Essie Radford hurries over and says in panic "are you alright!?"
[11:44] Mark Scofield pulls out a rose raising it up "will you ... ehrm ... will you become my wife?" looks up shyly
[11:44] Mark Scofield's hand trembles a little as he waits and looks up
[11:45] Essie Radford looks at him and blinks a few times with her eyes
[11:45] Mark Scofield: "I .. I know I am just a simple blacksmith and my past is not the finest but I will take care of you Kahlan"
[11:46] Essie Radford feels such deep love for him and lowers herself on her knees in front of him. She takes his hands and says with a soft voice "yes...."
[11:47] Mark Scofield looks up and smiles and places the rose in your hand "I am so happy that you agreed"


[13:34] Annie Ibanez: OMG!!
[13:34] Mark Scofield: yes?
[13:34] Annie Ibanez: Congratulations Kahlan and Mark!
[13:34] Essie Radford: i am here ;p
[13:34] Annie Ibanez: A proposal!?
[13:34] Mark Scofield: thank you
[13:34] Essie Radford: giggles
[13:34] Essie Radford: ahu
[13:35] Mark Scofield: Markus finally was brave enough to ask
[13:36] Annie Ibanez: That's amazing!
[13:36] Essie Radford: just need to set a date for a BIG PARTYYYYYY
[13:37] Kol Tchailenov: :DDD
[13:39] Annie Ibanez: wow! Where will you hold the ceremony?
[13:40] Essie Radford: that depends on Markus's coins ;p
[13:40] Mark Scofield: oh dear we are simple people
[13:40] Mark Scofield: is there not a wandering monk around
[13:41] Essie Radford: heyyyyy i dont want to rush! I want a nice gown!!!
[13:42] Mark Scofield heads to sack the queens treasure "I know you want a nice gown, let me see what I can do"
[13:42] Ukyo Ashdene: ...
[13:45] Essie Radford: o.o an elf wore that...no way!
[13:46] Essie Radford snatches his pouch 'ill go shop!'
[13:46] Mark Scofield: no, not the fabrics, I grab the gold
[13:46] Wlfric Gausman wonders if the castle can sink into the water so the merrows can use it
[13:47] gadget Cyberstar: *snatches the gold up and tries escaping through a wall, dropping the gold as he passes through*
[13:47] Mark Scofield: after I lifted it, it it will fly
[13:47] Whispering Firelyte: gold?
[13:48] Mark Scofield: no just the ruins
[13:49] Mark Scofield: but she has my pouch with the peasant express gold card, I better look for her
[13:49] Wlfric Gausman: Mark, you mean you don't have Master Khard and Lady Visa?
[13:50] Essie Radford: ;p
[13:50] Essie Radford: I already used the credits on that one ;p
[13:50] Mark Scofield: no, I am a poor villager and thought that golden painted wood card is the best I can ever have
[13:52] Mark Scofield: hmm np I will give out marriage certificates with 20% interest rate
[13:53] Mark Scofield: I pay the interest from giving out new certs that will work for a while


[14:27] Essie Radford: now you have to buy me everything i want... dresses... jewelry..... nice shoes.....
[14:28] Mark Scofield: O.O
[14:28] Mark Scofield: <-- poor blacksmith with rough hands
[14:29] Essie Radford: i can sell a kidney of yours ^^
[14:29] Mark Scofield: HELLPPPPPP
[14:29] Mark Scofield: I have to rethink that
[14:29] Essie Radford: no way back now!! buwhahahaahah

He's got the looks ...

[13:10] Mark Scofield: this looks good
[13:11] Mark Scofield: i found new hair yay
[13:11] Mark Scofield: what do you think?
[13:12] Essie Radford: sexy
[13:12] Mark Scofield: you are jealous
[13:12] Essie Radford: should i call you marcella now?
[13:12] Mark Scofield: yep

Gone fishing?

[05:27] Fae Ruath peers around the tree at the backs of the two sitting there
[05:28] Kahlan tosses some breadcrums close and whispers to Markus "you have the bag ready?"
[05:30] Markus looks up "for what? I was a bit in thoughts, I am sorry"
[05:31] Kahlan sighs "A bag... for the ducks... Were you sleeping?"
[05:31] Markus: "daydreaming maybe" he looks behind "here is an old bag"
[05:32] Kahlan nods "wonderful...when they come close...jump them and put them in the bag...." She sees the duck getting closer, and she tosses some more bread "here ducks... come get your lunch..."
[05:34] Fae Ruath ducks back behind the tree when the man looks behind him and waits a moment before again peering around the trunk at the two. She goes a bit wide eyed and picks up a rock nearby and tosses it past the humans into the water near the ducks.
[05:34] Kahlan sees some splashing water "what was that!...a fish?" She grumbles as she sees the ducks flee "must have been a huge fish...."
[05:35] Fae Ruath giggles and has to cover her mouth with one hand as she looks around near her feet and reaches for another rock with the other hand
[05:35] Markus: "one of your flying fishes maybe" he laughs
[05:36] Kahlan laughs "I am telling you...that one was really flying...."
[05:37] Fae Ruath muffles a startled sound when the music stops and ducks further back behind the tree
[05:37] Kahlan slowly turns around and whispers to Markus "did you hear anything?"
[05:38] Markus: "uhh ohh I heard nothing, still dreaming"
[05:39] Kahlan looks down at him and tosses some crums at him "you and your daydreaming... " She looks around and then turns back, facing the water "I bet you dont like my music...."
[05:40] Markus: "I love the music that is why I am dreaming"
[05:41] Kahlan smiles and wets her lips
[05:41] Fae Ruath waits a moment then curiousity gets the best of her and she starts to lean to peer around the side of the tree again at the pair
[05:41] Kahlan ruffles Markus' hair playfully "perhaps a fish will jump in your lap...."
[05:42] Markus smiles up to Kahlan "that would be good, saves a lot of work"
[05:43] Kahlan: "I could use a rod to catch some fish....But you never know with the flying fish around"
[05:44] Markus looks confused "my rod is not for fishing"
[05:45] Kahlan laughs loud "what is it for then? For something useful?"
[05:45] Markus: "other things, rather useful" grins and winks
[05:46] Kahlan: "some fish will actually bite with your old rod..." Her eyes widen and she swats his head "Behave you!"
[05:46] Markus: "if they jump on my lap they must be female then"
[05:47] Fae Ruath looks around a moment then back at the two. ears more listening to the music than their banter. Her wings slowly fanning the air behind her. the inuendoes finally dawn on her and she has to stiffle another laugh with the back of her hand especially when the woman moves to hit the seated man
[05:47] Kahlan giggles "perhaps i should push you in the water to catch some?"
[05:48] Markus: "no no the rod will shrink in the cold water and that is bad for its purpose"
[05:49] Kahlan looks confused "I never knew that wooden rod could shrink.... I learn new things every day... But..what happens if it gets too hot?"
[05:50] Markus grins "not wooden and it grows" his eyes widen
[05:50] Kahlan stops playing and looks at him "What on earth are you talking about? ... wood grows...just look at all the trees.."
[05:51] Markus smiles "it grows slow my rod faster when you make it hot"
[05:51] Kahlan: "we just need to use a good hook with the rod.... and it will work..."
[05:52] Markus looks fearfully up "no, that is not my kind of fun then, my rod needs no hook at all"
[05:53] Kahlan suddenly gets what he is talking about and her face turns deep red "you are horrible Markus Scofield!" and swats him again at the back of his head
[05:53] Markus winks "and you are hot Kahlan, now I must sit down because everyone will think I am here for fishing"
[05:54] Fae Ruath goes wide eyed and laughs when the woman hits the man again

Werrrr juztt drunkkkkk (about the Tari of Mystara)

[14:58] Essie Radford walks inside the tavern, sees two people sitting at the table and she lowers herself on the sofa. She tosses the home made pie she was carrying on the table and grabs a slice
[14:59] Ilphthrae Teken'neld looks over as the human walks in. "Usstan brorn lu'oh qee udos shlu'ta inbau nindol uss ulu z'haan tir."
[15:00] Mark Scofield steps in looks around then walks to Kahlan "I was controlling the backside of the house but the wall is still broken, I thought someone will fix it"
[15:01] Essie Radford shrugs "perhaps that Tari bitch stole all the coin for the repairs...."
[15:01] Renor Sssiks: *looks over at Ilphthrae and makes a surprised face followed by a gasp* Obokur xull obsul'ress nindol draeval.. Olt zhah DRAA d'mina.
[15:01] Mark Scofield looks over to the table with the two dark ones, does not greet but smirks "perhaps, she does not care about the people here in the village but instead ordering them around for nonsense"
[15:02] Essie Radford looks towards the table at the servery 'drow... right? ' she says to Markus 'I believe the Tari doesnt like them hanging around much....'She smirks 'she can shove her proclamation in her... royal.... rear....'
[15:03] Mark Scofield chuckles "as long as they pay and behave I have no problem" sits down
[15:03] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. " Xuil lu'oh ol zhah tlus aluin jal tangi, Usstan xuat talinth ol orn tlu ichl xull." she says, then looks over to the two humans, listening to the conversation.
[15:04] Essie Radford gestures to markus 'take a piece... it is my Rum-Berry Pie....'
[15:04] Mark Scofield: "I have no problem when they cause some trouble to the high elf"
[15:04] Renor Sssiks: *nods slowly at her sister* Usstan guu'lac ol orn tlu.
[15:04] Mark Scofield smiles "oww that one" he grabs a piece and starts eating
[15:05] Essie Radford: "Oww please remind me.. if the pointy ear queen wants a pie... grab the one in the back.. it has some old greened meat in it.. only a week old..."
[15:05] Mark Scofield: "one of your best pies Kahlan" eats another piece "to good to serve to her royal snobbyness"
[15:05] Essie Radford: "Aye"
[15:06] Renor Sssiks: *arches an eyebrow on that conversation*
[15:06] Essie Radford: "She really thinks that she can boss us around , only cuz she is pointy ear with some snob blood"
[15:06] Mark Scofield laughs "one week only" bites a piece "I thought you wanted to use some cow dung"
[15:06] Ilphthrae Teken'neld raises an eyebrow at the humans remarks. "Is there a reason this elven queen is so disliked?"
[15:06] Essie Radford laughs"I already have something prepared.. in a special made sauce...."
[15:07] Mark Scofield: "well we have a new queen and she seems to be bored and is bossing people around"
[15:07] Renor Sssiks: How unpolite of her. *she says with a sarcastic tone in her voice*
[15:08] Mark Scofield eats greedily the pie looks over to the drow "raising taxes and then ask for free food delivery"
[15:08] Renor Sssiks: That is almost .... hmmm... truly evil.. isnt it?
[15:09] Mark Scofield laughs "could be one of your kind"
[15:09] Essie Radford chuckles "some say that she has grey blood in her royal ars...ermm vains....."
[15:09] Essie Radford laughs and grabs another piece of Rum/berry pie
[15:10] Renor Sssiks: No no.. If she would be one of us she would not "ask" for free food. She would just take it.
[15:10] Mark Scofield burps and raises the piece to show to the drow then smirks and bites it
[15:10] Essie Radford: "she takes our coin...."
[15:10] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. "I see. How awful that must be." she says sarcastically, then looks over to Renor in a whisper she says. "Lore saph ussta plans orn tlu rescho'ur ulu xun t'yin Usstan ssiggrin ka jal satiir nindol i'dol bauth nind valsharess."
[15:11] Essie Radford: ' hmm might need more rum next time..."
[15:11] Mark Scofield frowns and looks angry over to the two "if you will not pay then you get in trouble "
[15:11] Renor Sssiks: Ichl rescho ulu tlu seke. *she just replies to her sister*
[15:11] Essie Radford shrugs... let them... if the Queen bitch doesnt protect us... i will keep it from the taxes...."
[15:11] Renor Sssiks: Us? Why us? Neither of us is the queen.
[15:12] Essie Radford: "The Tari pays for the drow...."
[15:12] Mark Scofield: "oww is she?" eats happily the pie "one extra round for the Tari's guests"
[15:13] Essie Radford: "and... she will ave a very shitty..night soon... " *laughs*
[15:13] Renor Sssiks: We get payed? *she arches an eyebrow at her sister wondering*
[15:13] Ilphthrae Teken'neld leans back in her chair. "So is that the only reason you dislike your queen so much? Because she takes coin?"
[15:13] Essie Radford chuckles at the lost translation of the drow
[15:14] Essie Radford: "no... she uses us as ..as... live stock.... she dont care about us..."
[15:14] Mark Scofield looks to Kahlan and whispers "they are not of the bright kind ... I mean not the skin" chuckles
[15:14] Essie Radford: "she snaps with her fingers and orders us around... She aint popular..."
[15:15] Renor Sssiks: But queens are meant to be popular? *she wonders once again*
[15:15] Essie Radford grins and eats her slice "and... hehe..listen.. i heard that somebody wrote nasty stuff about the Tari on her own castle walls..."
[15:15] Mark Scofield looks over to the two "not for your race but we humand like to follow a popular leader"
[15:15] Essie Radford laughs and slaps her knee...
[15:16] Renor Sssiks: Ah.. I understand.. A kind and caring and loving leader yes?
[15:16] Mark Scofield grabs another piece and burps while bending forward
[15:16] Ilphthrae Teken'neld arches a brow. "Oh? What did they write?"
[15:16] Mark Scofield nods "yes like that but you have no idea what that means "chuckles
[15:16] Essie Radford shrugs 'as long as the leader dont bother with me or my businesss'
[15:17] Essie Radford smirks "it was something like... - The Tari is a tyrant-
[15:17] Renor Sssiks: You are right. I have no idea what that means.
[15:17] Essie Radford: "some said..that they could hear her screams were heard in the next plane..." *laughs*
[15:18] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Oh, is that supposed to be an insult?"
[15:18] Mark Scofield leans back "you drow are evil by nature" wipes his face "but I wonder if the Tari was maybe exchanged and some mage brightend her skin a little"
[15:18] Essie Radford: "must have woken up the dead" *releases a burb*
[15:19] Mark Scofield: "anyway as long as she has no real guards and the people in the village stand together, she can't harm us"
[15:19] Essie Radford: "perhaps some bard will write a nice song about the Tyrant Tari" *laughs*
[15:19] Renor Sssiks: Oh. I think we are not more evil than the crusaders who march into foreign lands in the name of your god and destroy cities and kill children. Or those knights which burn witches in the name of your god. But I might be wrong.
[15:20] Essie Radford arches a brow "my god? right... whuts that... he aint paying my bills!"
[15:20] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "And do all feel the same as you when it comes to this queen?"
[15:20] Mark Scofield smirks over to the greylings "no not more, these just learned from you"
[15:20] Renor Sssiks: Then they seem to have had a good scholar since you fear them.
[15:20] Essie Radford: "some are afraid... but are carrying hatred deep within... in secret...."
[15:21] Essie Radford: "I htink the Tyrant tari is afraid that the humans will burn down her castle... and that is why she is chasing us for no reason"
[15:22] Essie Radford: "it is alll because of her royal arse....."
[15:22] Mark Scofield looks over and narrows his eyes "are you spy's of the Tari? did she sink that low to recruit their own arch enemy?"
[15:22] Renor Sssiks: You will always be welcome among our kin.
[15:22] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Then why don't you do just that?"
[15:22] Essie Radford smirks and looks towards Markus "She can stuff her coins in the hole where the dung leaves her body..."
[15:23] Mark Scofield laughs loud "yes in her magic music box"
[15:23] Essie Radford: "Hmm because the has extra guards around the castle...."
[15:23] Essie Radford: "Hmm perhaps if we can find some very strong battle mages... and some dragons...."
[15:24] Essie Radford giggles and burbs
[15:24] Mark Scofield: "you had to much pie Kahalan"
[15:24] Renor Sssiks: *looks at her sister* L'yibin elendar. L'gareth cure.
[15:24] Essie Radford waves his remark away with her hand"I need morrrrrre pieee"
[15:25] Ilphthrae Teken'neld chuckles. "Kluthak l'kivvin ph'reiyal divided. Lu'oh yeunn."
[15:25] Essie Radford: "and a drink... to flush it away"
[15:25] Mark Scofield chuckles "yes maybe, maked it easier with that one"
[15:26] Renor Sssiks: *just shrugs at her sister*
[15:26] Essie Radford looks over to markus "can you grab me some wine please...and one for yourself..."
[15:28] Ilphthrae Teken'neld "Does this queen of yours have anyone who actually follows her?"
[15:28] Essie Radford: "aye.. her child...."
[15:29] Essie Radford: "I dont know who was stupid enough to mate with her... must have been a forced breeding" * laughs*
[15:29] Renor Sssiks: Maybe she pays well?
[15:30] Mark Scofield accepted your inventory offer.
[15:30] Renor Sssiks: Seems she gets enough taxes for it.
[15:30] Essie Radford: "yes.. and payed for a manwhore.... "
[15:31] Essie Radford: "a bartard child in court.... "
[15:31] Mark Scofield reaches you the goblet
[15:31] Victor Kain stands near the fire, remaining silent, though listening to any sounds in the bar
[15:31] Essie Radford smiles at Markus "thank you my dear..." and starts to flush away any pie pieces left between her teeth
[15:32] Mark Scofield whispers "shhh Kahlan, her spy is close"
[15:32] Essie Radford's eyes slowly move towards the fireplace and she nods to Markus
[15:32] Essie Radford: "Aye..thats one of her toys... perhaps her new breeding partner...." *laughs*
[15:32] Mark Scofield drinks and burps "praise the Queeen"
[15:33] Essie Radford raises her goblet "ayeeee piss the queeennnnn"
[15:33] Mark Scofield laughs "long may she live" whispers "in the underdark"
[15:34] Victor Kain looks over toward Mark and Essie, "You two have problems with the way the new Queen is running things as well huh?"
[15:34] Essie Radford: "mayyy her long life be filled with lotsa... ermmm lotsa happy...e rmmmmm.. .whuts that called again.... happy... "
[15:34] Mark Scofield drinks more "dung .. it was dung"
[15:35] Essie Radford shrugs "nun of ur businesss" she turns to markus and raises her goblet again "ayeeee long life ..filled with happy... smelly... dungg......"
[15:35] Mark Scofield looks to the guy with the big weapon "well we have no problems with her ... all fine"
[15:35] Essie Radford chuckles "we are just rehurrsiggg for a new play for the bardic night " *burbs*
[15:36] Mark Scofield scratched his ass and smells his fingers then drinks another sip
[15:36] Victor Kain shakes his head, "Such a negative outlook. It's a shame you'll end up alone in your plight, with no one to help you since you cannot see past your own face to know when someone else is in the same position as you." then returns his attention to the fire
[15:37] Essie Radford laughs "such fancy words mister... careful yee dont fall into her firepits..."
[15:37] Essie Radford chuckles and grabs another piece of rum-berry pie
[15:37] Mark Scofield looks over to the fire "you did not seem to be enemy of her when I recall the coronation"
[15:38] Victor Kain sighs, "The Queen doesn't listen to me as she should, several problems have come up, but of course, that's no buisness of yours. After all, you praise the new Queen."
[15:38] Mark Scofield looks over to Kahlan "you really get drunk" laughs
[15:39] Essie Radford looks at her pie as she feels something roll on her tongue... she pulls out a long black hair and sniggers "heyyy a piece of your bitch in my pie!!!! Here.. you can deliver it back to her!" and tosses the piece with the hair towards Victor
[15:39] Mark Scofield laughs "there are not several problems there is one and that has pointy ears"
[15:40] Essie Radford burbs and takes another sip of her wine 'we can cut her ears....."
[15:40] Mark Scofield: "does not make her prettier" laughs
[15:41] Essie Radford shrugs "cant tell the difference between a pig and the tari....'"
[15:41] Mark Scofield grins "I can, the pig has a friendly face"
[15:41] Essie Radford: "aye.. so true... and it is usefull... as bacon"
[15:42] Mark Scofield: "the Tari or the pig?" burps
[15:42] Essie Radford raises her goblet "mayyy the tari fall in the deepest fire pits of the nine hells!!!! cheersss!!!"
[15:42] Victor Kain looks back toward Kahlan, she was so insulting, and all for the wrong reason, Victor felt an urge to electrocute her, and he probably would, as he turns and walks around the table toward her, with his left arm completely electrified
[15:43] Mark Scofield raises the goblet too "may she meet the place where she came from"
[15:43] Essie Radford completes markus'sentence 'her mothers hole..."
[15:43] Essie Radford releases a loud burb towards Victors face
[15:44] Mark Scofield laughs loud the wine dripping out "yes the hole where she was shit out"
[15:44] Essie Radford: "whoopsiee sowwyyyyyyy"
[15:44] Essie Radford giggles and nearly falls of the couch laughing
[15:45] Victor Kain would place his hand on the back of Kahlan's neck to let his electrical energy flow on her hair to set it on fire
[15:45] Mark Scofield grabs a piece of pie "I need some base for the wine"
[15:45] Essie Radford sees the glow on the mans arm "oww looksies"Markus... magic..."
[15:46] Mark Scofield looks over to the glowing guy "careful we had lotsa rum and wine, could be a firework"
[15:46] Essie Radford claps her hands and spills some wine wile doing "great trick!"
[15:46] Ilphthrae Teken'neld leans back more as she watches the humans. As she sees the mans arm she arches a brow.
[15:48] Essie Radford looks up "heyyy watch the sparkles mister..."
[15:49] Mark Scofield leans back raises his hips and lets out a long fart "mmmm relieving"
[15:51] Essie Radford watches the man walk away
[15:51] Mark Scofield looks and follows the glow a little "did he pay?"
[15:51] Essie Radford shrugs, he didnt touch any food or drinks... he only stole the warmth of the fire..."

Lets start a band...

X-Ray in Medieval Times...

[13:20] Mark Scofield: "I should sit, I feel still not well"
[13:21] Mark Scofield: "excuse me ladies t is not my kind to behavior to let you stand but I feel not so well" sinks on the table with his head
[13:21] Onyx Buccaneer mumbles "Oh dear" and catches his arm as he sinks to the stool.
[13:21] Mark Scofield fell unconscious moaning
[13:22] Essie Radford drops herself on the floor "Markus?"
[13:22] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! I fear he has fainted!"
[13:22] Onyx Buccaneer crouches beside the man, looking concerned.
[13:23] Onyx Buccaneer: "Is there a healer in these parts?"
[13:23] Mark Scofield moves his head slowly opening his eyes and coughs
[13:23] Mark Scofield mumbles "ayeowww" coughs again some blood on the table
[13:24] Essie Radford: "Onyx...grab a bucket and fill it with cold water, and hand me a cloth..."
[13:24] Essie Radford: "Onyx..now! hurry!"
[13:24] Onyx Buccaneer runs to get the water and cloth
[13:25] Mark Scofield is breathing piping sounds and still coughing as his eyes open more slowly trying to focus "shii... shit" coughs
[13:25] Essie Radford sees the tall elf, but is more interested in Markus as she sees some blood
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer hands them to Kahlan
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer: "Will he be all right?"
[13:25] Essie Radford grabs the cloth and wipes Markus' face
[13:25] Zavarra Starsider looks concerned at the scene but remains silent, simply stating "If you need help, just say the word"
[13:25] Onyx Buccaneer looks unsure of herself, but can't help but stare at the woman
[13:26] Essie Radford grabs his head and opens an eyes, studying his eyes....
[13:26] Mark Scofield spits blood and saliva as the cold cloth meets his skin and lips
[13:26] Mark Scofield looks dizzy and unfocused in the bright shine "ahwwee..."
[13:26] Onyx Buccaneer runs to bring more water
[13:26] Essie Radford looks back at Onyx "behind the counter...a small pot.. brown...with a green cap... can you get that for me please..."
[13:26] Onyx Buccaneer returns and, in her haste, slops it all over Kahlan and Markus
[13:27] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh! I am sorry!"
[13:27] Essie Radford gets soaked 'arghhh '
[13:27] Mark Scofield tilts his head trying to gain control over his body and to focus but is again distracted by the stingy pain in his chest "ahhhhrrrgggg"
[13:27] Onyx Buccaneer snatches another cloth and starts awkwardly mopping them both off
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider quietly walks over to where the woman said the items were
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh my goodness! I do apologize!"
[13:28] Essie Radford sighs and focuses back on markus "looks like he hit his head good...."
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider: "green...ah." she picks them up and walks back over, setting them on the table
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer mops the man a little too vigorously
[13:28] Essie Radford grabs his shoulder "Markus... can you hear me?"
[13:28] Zavarra Starsider gently sets them on the table and moves back out of the way
[13:28] Onyx Buccaneer: "Perhaps if we startled him?"
[13:29] Mark Scofield breathes piping like an old church organ as he gains more consciousness "sorryy"
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer glances warily at the woman, but curtseys. "Thank you, m'lady."
*** IM Mark Scofield: I should get more often unconscious with all the helping ladies :) Essie Radford: *swats* Mark Scofield: :P ***
[13:29] Essie Radford shoots Onyx a look with half narrowed eyes
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer wilts under her gaze
[13:29] Onyx Buccaneer finishes mopping and backs away, chastened
[13:30] Essie Radford puts a cold cloth in his neck
[13:30] Mark Scofield coughs and finds some energy back to grab his chest "can't breath"
[13:30] Zavarra Starsider looks to the tall woman and calmly states. "In a time of distress, it's best to stay calm, no matter the situation, panic won't help, just take a moment and breathe deeply and relax"
[13:30] Onyx Buccaneer nods and takes a deep breath
[13:31] Essie Radford looks at him, his face getting paler... she then sees some meat juice on his pants and swats him hard on the back with her full fist
[13:31] Onyx Buccaneer gapes, her eyes opened wide
[13:31] Mark Scofield coughs up another bloody spit and grabs for the table top "my..." choughing "my chest"
*** IM Essie Radford: cough up that bunny bone! Mark Scofield: first aid Question. Mark Scofield: what is it? Mark Scofield: felt from 3 meters down and coughs blood Essie Radford: you ate some of my unfinished bunny stew! ***
[13:32] Essie Radford narrow her eyes and hits him again on the back
[13:32] Onyx Buccaneer: "M'lady? I...have quite a strong arm, if it is needful..."
[13:32] Mark Scofield: "agggggrrrhhhhh" screams and spits a bloody fountain"
[13:32] Zavarra Starsider: "If he is choking..if you wrap your arms around his chest, just under the rips, and push in and up hard, it should dislodge it"
[13:32] Mark Scofield fells unconscious again
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer looks at Kahlan, then walks forward and wraps her arms aroudn the man's torso
[13:33] Essie Radford tries not to panic and takes a deep breath
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer: "like this, m'lady?"
[13:33] Onyx Buccaneer squeezes
*** IM Mark Scofield: omg Mark Scofield: you will kill me Essie Radford: hahahahahah Mark Scofield: to solve it before you kill me Essie Radford: what did ppl know about er in the middle ages Mark Scofield: 3 brokern ribs one stick in my lung Mark Scofield: a lot Essie Radford: I HAVE NO X-RAY HERE ***
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer: "Again?"
[13:34] Zavarra Starsider nods. "Push in on his stomach a bit, then push up with your fists into his chest"
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer adjusts her grip and pushes
[13:34] Zavarra Starsider: "...hard" she adds
[13:34] Essie Radford: "I think there is a bone stuck in his throat... he stole some of my unfinished bunny stew!
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer does it again, but harder
[13:34] Sorcha Irelund: She stepped into the cool Tavern and ran her hands along the carved door. The symbols lining the door all familiar and special to her she closed her eyes and gave thanks to her Gods and Goddesses.
[13:34] Essie Radford points at the stains of his pants
[13:34] Onyx Buccaneer: "Perhaps if you try to fish it out of his throat while I do...(grunts)...this..."
*** IM Essie Radford: we are peasants ;p Essie Radford: you are dead meat ;p Mark Scofield: poor me Mark Scofield: peasants do know exactly this Essie Radford: yeah yeah,...how is your insurance? ***
[13:35] Mark Scofield does not reaact but every push on his chest pushes blood out of his mouth
[13:35] Zavarra Starsider: "Stop stop...it must be lodged bad...perhaps..." she thinks a moment
[13:35] Onyx Buccaneer: "I am not certain this is helping, m'ladies..."
[13:35] Sorcha Irelund: Her eyes, finally adjusting, took in the panic before her. "Oh, my!" She ran to the choking man and dropped to her knees.
[13:35] Onyx Buccaneer stops and steps away
[13:35] Zavarra Starsider: "Where is it lodged? His throat? his chest?"
[13:36] Sorcha Irelund: Without a say so, she lifted his head in her hands gently and began to poke at his throat very softly.
[13:36] Essie Radford: "I think deeper in the air pipe"
[13:36] Onyx Buccaneer: "He sounds like our farm dogs, when they had a chicken bone lodged in their throats."
[13:36] Mark Scofield still breathes with piping sound
[13:36] Onyx Buccaneer: "I think you are right. I think it is deeper."
[13:36] Zavarra Starsider nods and walks forward and mutters "May the goddess forgive me for this...", then attempts to ram the pommel of her sword into his stomach, hoping the sudden blast of air would dislodge it
***IM Essie Radford: bai bai...markus...sniffs Essie Radford: LMAO Mark Scofield: omg ***
[13:37] Essie Radford: "he makes weird noises.... perhaps his lungs?"
[13:37] Sorcha Irelund: Her hands were deft as she stroked the sides of his throat and his forehead. "No, this man as a fever... the lodging isn't even a factor!" her voice rose as she herself began to panic, though she did her best to stay calm.
[13:37] Zavarra Starsider: (( actually had to do this before >> ))
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer presses her ear against his back
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer: "It sounds...about midway down, and more to the left"
[13:37] Sorcha Irelund: ((Ack. How awful!))
[13:37] Onyx Buccaneer: "Oh! Oh dear!"
[13:37] Mark Scofield: ((just some info zavarra, I fell down outside 3meters deep and ate nothing))
[13:38] Zavarra Starsider: (( im just going off what she said ))
[13:38] Onyx Buccaneer: (( a chunk of wood, perhaps? ))
[13:38] Zavarra Starsider: (( icly i have no idea ))
[13:38] Sorcha Irelund: She looked up to The Queen and shook her head...
[13:38] Mark Scofield: ((you all kill me soon))
[13:38] Essie Radford kneels next to him and starts to cry ... "Marus.... Please dont die..."
[13:38] Essie Radford: ((tsskkkk i get all your gold!))
[13:38] Onyx Buccaneer: (( laughs ))

And ermmm...
He survived...

Why People act like total jerks and bitches in SL

Why do people act like total jerks and bitches in SL?
I wondered about that question many times.

What reason would those people (even sim and groupowners) have to be rude to you... to grief you and your friends... group or sim even. It is not just rude... but they also like to pull others down, making sure that you are not worth a penny.

Sl is an anonymous way to interact with other people. And many people hide behind that. They see no limits in their behaviour. They live in their own virtual world where only their rules count and the rest is just a tool.
I am sure that they know that they act like utter morons. And what reason would there be that they just don't care about other peoples feelings? Even when they see that people are upset and hurt... why do they still keep doing the things they do?

*Some people are acting like morons cuz their parents also acted like morons...
*Perhaps something happened in school... were the SL-bullies being bullied at at school? were they a victim there? And do they feel that they now have a right be a bully themselves? Wanting to have a power that they never had when they were young?
*Perhaps the SL-bully only wants the game to be about them, and they just have no empathy to share with others. They are selfish and care only about themselves.
*Perhaps they are just jealous. Especially when they see that the things they do, do not work... but work with others...
*Perhaps they dont have any form of control in their life... and want to have total power in sl, in a playground (sim) they created.
*Perhaps they are just BORN to be evil.

I mean...
They just deny that they are evil. They defend themselves with vage reasons. And it is always 'THEY' in their eyes... 'they did this and this so I do...' And they also dont see -or perhaps just dont want to see- what they do 'wrong' that they harm people. That their actions make people cry behind their pc...
They just dont give a damn...

I know a very angry/evil person (sim-owner) in SL...
Perhaps he/she/it was abused by his/her father... mother...grandmother or girlfriend.
Perhaps the kids called him/her names in school cuz he/she was/is fat...wears glasses or had red hair...
Perhaps his/her boss threats him like a dog... and perhaps his/her partner too... and it could be that his/her hand is his/her 'best friend'

But ... Are these really valid reasons for them (they call themselves a victim) to go on and bully others?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!

They should really take a good look at themselves and change their pattern...
Do you think they will care about what you and me think about them?
Do you think they will change???
Some will... cuz there was never a person around to correct them and show them how they should behave.
And some dont and never will... simply cuz they do not want to give away the power and control they have over other ppl...

Behhhhhh....

'Sheepy @ Empress and Hierophant'

Folk in the tavern... a sheep... BEHHHHH

Essie Radford is looking for a lost sheep... and is soooo frustrated, that when she will find it, she is gonna turn it to a simwide event called 'shoarma-all-you-can-eat'
[14:10] Essie Radford coughs.. "shoarma anyone...? I have some meat here that dropped a 'few things'... "
[14:10] Mark Scofield: o.O
[14:10] Mark Scofield runs
[14:11] Essie Radford: heyy you are not supposed to be able to read..... you educated sheep!
[14:11] Mark Scofield: baaaah
[14:11] Dream Qendra: ㋡㋡
[14:12] Essie Radford: I just spotted somebody with a huge sword... wanna try if you fit on it ?
[14:12] Mio Graycloud: lol
[14:12] Essie Radford: 'here...sheepie, sheepie
[14:12] Dream Qendra: laughs
[14:13] Mark Scofield farts and trots away
[14:13] Essie Radford: 'ufffhe smells... must have had some old beer.....'
[14:15] Essie Radford: 'ermmm looks like he is dropping something on that Fauns house...'
[14:17] Essie Radford: Any ppl availible for rp?
[14:19] Mark Scofield: baaaa
[14:19] Dream Qendra: laughs
[14:19] Essie Radford: grrr not you... shut up or i will brazilian wax ya!
[14:19] Mark Scofield: <.. educated sheep
[14:20] Mark Scofield: O.O
[14:20] Mark Scofield: no waxing please, not again
[14:20] Essie Radford offers him a fake smile
[14:20] Dream Qendra: again?
[14:21] Essie Radford: ... he really loves it....'
[14:21] Mark Scofield nods fearfully
[14:21] Essie Radford: '....i can see it in his eyes.....'
[14:22] Dream Qendra: LOL
[14:22] Mark Scofield closes them
[14:23] Essie Radford: 'come on walking shoarma factory...lets go....'
[14:24] Zavarra Starsider questions essie's sanity
[14:24] Mark Scofield feels like kebab on the spit
[14:24] Essie Radford puts a rope on the sheeps neck and walks towards the butcher...
[14:25] Mark Scofield fights
[14:25] Zavarra Starsider: Club it!
[14:26] Essie Radford: oww hushhh...it wont hurt..... much.....
[14:26] Mio Graycloud: lol
[14:34] Zavarra Starsider wonders how often essie leads mark around on a leash
[14:35] Essie Radford: pssst...bedroomsecrets ;p
[14:35] Mark Scofield: I am housetrained at least
[14:35] Dream Qendra: laughs

Mystara Halloween

Awwwwwww..... the end of Glencara

Glencare closed today...
Hmm I wonder why....
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-am-not-allowed-to.html
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-am-allowed-to.html

A word from Annie, creator/owner of Mystara

Sean Devin IM'd me out of the blue to warn me of what a terrible, evil person Essie is. At the time he'd messaged me, I knew her casually as she rented one of my cottages, and asked for noticing rights so she could host events. I agreed and from what I knew, she seemed to be a perfectly decent human being.

I am neither the type of person to get involved in slanderous gossip, nor do I believe what people tell me outright as being "truth". I form my OWN judgments of people based on my OWN experience with them because it is the MORAL thing to do. Even if I get burned. It's saved me from a lot of drama and heartache.

So when Sean Devin, the co-owner of Everwind (whom has never ONCE acknowledged me nor even said a friendly hello) messaged me out of nowhere, warning me that there was a terrible person living on my sim, acting as though he actually cared about me and was doing me some kind of a favor, I had one thing to ask: What did Essie do? I asked him to give me some concrete examples of things she actually did. Because everything he was saying was a bunch of anecdotal slander.

His only reply was "thanks for your time". I pointedly asked him again to give me some concrete evidence, all he could say was a) she complains openly on her blog and b) he gave me a notecard of someone else offering anecdotal complaints. Now I'm complaining openly, and people deserve to know the truth.

My noticing rights were revoked from the group they run, called the Medi-fantasy group, merely because I "associate" with Essie. If that isn't petty or vindictive I don't know what is.

Eventually everyone will realize what kind of people Grace and Sean are.

-Annie Ibanez, owner of Mystara


This post is a response to:
http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2010/10/it-sucks-to-be-you.html

"It sucks to be you"

Tsk tsk tsk Sean Devin *looks stern and waves with her indexfinger*
YOU have been a bad boy... haven't you....
Contacting a simowner where I organise some events...
Tsk Tsk Sean...
Slandering me... rambling on and on about how a dangerous and horrible person I am...
Tsk Tsk Sean...
Warning that I spread everyone's nasty chats around in my blog
Tsk Tsk Sean...
... You almost hurt my feelings... *smirks*

And when you were asked twice to come with concrete things...
... you ran off like a coward and wished 'have a nice day'
Cuz... there is NOTHING that I did...

All the stuff about EW...
...all the drama....
Was caused by Grace AND you...
All I did was publish your griefing

So.. more read the blog now, and it only confirms the things that everybody heard about...
That you 2 are very cruel persons.

YOU really show character when you have this in your profile:
"STFU: Dont message me or my wife to find out why you've been banned from one of our 7 sims...
More than likely it's because youre a twit, and/or associate with a twit.. but yeah..im sorry youre a twit...
To the people I hate en masse, you'll be happy to know that i'm really annoyed youre still alive."

And this:
"The Everwind sims are privately owned. This means that the owner ultimately has the final say in everything Everwind.
The following is directed to the fails that were kicked, booted, banned.
You didnt get your way. You're not entitled to anything. Go make your own sims...wait...I mean homesteads. Do it your way, go ahead...i've already gotten a decent $L pot going for when your failed ventures get closed. ( One Month ... LAME LAME LAME FAIL FAIL LAME ) I'd name names but no one would know who you were anyway :(
I know...I know...sucks to be you."

IF you 2 were more 'human' you would ...
... o well... I guess that would never happen cuz you don't have feelings...
You don't care about ppl's feelings....
You just like to slaughter them...
You play nice at first, and then stick a knife in their back
... even twist it a few times
And you enjoy it too...

One down...
... 2 to go...


Sean... I know... I know... it sucks to be you

I am allowed to....

I AM allowed to have my own opinion
I AM allowed to question actions of people
I AM allowed to show others the truth
I AM allowed to discuss certain matters

Background information: http://essieradford.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-am-not-allowed-to.html

I applied to rp in Glenblahblah.... after a while i started to ask about it cuz I was suddenly ejected from the group and didnt hear back from my application...
The simowner denied me to become a Glenblahblah member cuz I have a strong opinion about arseholes on the open web called Blogger... You will find the convo I had with her at the bottom of this page where she threatens to report me to LL if I will use her 'private' chat. She sounds like a cat in distress.

Here is the Glenblahblah PUBLIC groupchat;p
All you can read is... fun stuff... no insulting, nothing weird...
I left out the boring chatparts ;p

12:21] Kyra Reiter peeks in a whispers "word has Glencara opens this week... what have you all heard?
12:22] Virgi Lowey: nothing yet
12:23] Essie Radford: nope
12:23] Virgi Lowey: essiiiie!
12:23] Essie Radford: VIRGIIIIII *screams hysterically*
12:24] Kyra Reiter covers her poor ears
12:24] Raven Lazarno summons a tentacle monster hearing the screams of schoolgirls...
12:24] Virgi Lowey: lol...
12:24] Essie Radford tosses some olf french cheese around 'stuff your ears'
12:26] Raven Lazarno: if thats what you do with cheese... your doing it wrong...
12:26] Kyra Reiter makes a horrid face, looking at the french cheese and tosses them back indignantly "you didnt just...."
12:26] Essie Radford grabs it from her ears 'hmm what?'
12:26] Raven Lazarno smiles "I said wrong whole... stuff your mouth"
12:27] Essie Radford: 'only on some french toast...'
12:28] Essie Radford: so..when will the opening buffet be?
12:28] Kyra Reiter covers her nose, causing her voice to sound rather unattractively nasal "so yea, little heads up, i have an in htat says we finally open"
12:28] Kyra Reiter: that*
12:29] Virgi Lowey: yaaaaaaay
12:29] Essie Radford chants 'party, party PARTYYYYYY'
12:29] Kyra Reiter smiles
12:29] Kyra Reiter: so get your applications in all you little victi... i mean sweeties
12:30] Essie Radford: Mark and me have been waiting for opening:)
12:30] Kyra Reiter been waiting to see your applications
12:31] Dyisi Oppewall: oh .. right.. .. need to do a rewrite.. bugger
12:31] Essie Radford: almost done, just back from my holidays in france^^
12:31] Essie Radford tosses in some more cheese
12:31] Virgi Lowey: oh essie... u are all france now? *wiggles brows
12:31] Kyra Reiter sicks Raven at her .
12:31] Essie Radford hides hr garlic 'ermmm no...'
12:31] Nethya Emor noms on french cheese?
12:32] Essie Radford: J'ai des Pays Bas
12:32] Raven Lazarno: I hope you werent wagling your brows hoping for hairy pits in group chat Virgil
12:32] Raven Lazarno: Virgi sorry
12:33] Essie Radford: hmm virgi and me... enemies..once again....
12:34] Kyra Reiter smiels
12:35] Nethya Emor: Damn its going to be fun @_@
12:35] Kyra Reiter: Just you all know, there is no playing here without an app aproval.
12:35] Essie Radford nods 'ill finish it today or tomorrow and turn myself in...ermm the application....'
12:36] Nethya Emor: send notice Kyra! would be pretty!
12:36] Virgi Lowey: aaaaw.. raven.. i was not thinking about something evil like that.. and yes essie.. its a shame.. we seem to be good in being enemies...

13:06] Essie Radford closes her nose with some french cheese....
13:07] Raven Lazarno: first the ears, now the nose... you really fail at eating dont you essie...
13:07] Zaraklani Magne: lol
13:08] Essie Radford picks the cheese from her nose ... eats one piece and smiles...offering the other piece to Raven ' it tastes good....'
3:08] Essie Radford: 'dont mind the greenish..o well...
13:09] Raven Lazarno: I'll pass thank you... reminds me of that kid in kindergarden with the paste....
13:09] Essie Radford: 'you dont know what your missing.....'
13:09] Raven Lazarno wrinkles his nose... "Humans...."
13:11] Essie Radford: 'it is just a hiding place for food...when all other is gone..i have a secret supply.....'
13:16] Zaraklani Magne: See? And you won't let me and mine slaughter them why, O Mighty King? *speaks with a sarcastic tone, dripping venom*
13:17] Raven Lazarno: There are exceptions to every rule... though which way the exception goes I am lost to, regardless there is something salvagable...
13:19] Zaraklani Magne: Aye, their blood, their bones, and their carcasses on my throne. *snarls
13:19] Essie Radford pats Zaraklani on the head 'there there... have some sweets and go to bed early... you feel much better tomorow.... all those nightmares...poor thing....'
13:20] Raven Lazarno thwaps her nose, "No drooling in front of the savages... didnt I teach you at least a medicrum of grace..." ignoring for the moment the obviously insane mortal
13:21] Zaraklani Magne hisses, biting at Essie's hand, ignoring the Old Fart. "I AM nightmare, oo-mahn"
13:21] Zaraklani Magne: my character is alot off the deep end lol
13:21] Essie Radford swats Zaraklan on the cheek and looks stern while tapping her right foot 'NO BITING!'
13:22] Kyra Reiter: ok i have to stop looking in here.. your all making me laugh and not getting any work done! *waves*
13:22] Essie Radford waves
13:22] Raven Lazarno tilts his head... "Alright, you may teach this one some respect in the dream world... but if they dont survive they never learn"
13:23] Essie Radford smirks and shows her flashing blinking teeth
13:23] Essie Radford: oww hello dear, you survives the nightmare called 'sl crashes'
13:23] Raven Lazarno drops out of character... "Shes tpain?"
13:24] Zaraklani Magne hisses, claws slipping from the sheahs in her fingertips like an angry cat. "No promises she will remain sane or alive"
13:24] Kyra Reiter: ok.. if the flashing and blinking in her teeth is diamonds.. i claim them
13:24] Essie Radford: o.o MINE!
13:25] Raven Lazarno: alright dear you can take them while she sleeps after all I must take her to a dream realm until the rebelious one clams down, dont worry dear its for your own safety and shouldnt take more than a couple millenia..."
13:26] Kyra Reiter: woot... just call me the tooth fairy
13:26] Essie Radford: ....mine....
13:26] Mark Scofield sighs "females"
13:26] Raven Lazarno: does this mean I get to see you in a tutu love?
13:26] Zaraklani Magne snorts "I'll chew the air walker's hand off"
13:26] Kyra Reiter snorts
13:26] Essie Radford sighs and takes out the false teeth...giving them back to her grandmother
13:27] Mark Scofield: aww they fit you so well
13:27] Essie Radford: she needs them for dinner...i get them back right after....
13:28] Kyra Reiter: ok on that note i am closing chat
13:28] Essie Radford: lol
13:28] Zaraklani Magne: grannie might want to stop flossing with cat hair >.>
13:28] Raven Lazarno: you know... if she used those with your grandpa then gave em to you... you had your grandpa's jo in your mouth...
13:29] Mark Scofield: when you put that false teeth under your pillow, I mean do you get something from the tooth fairy?
13:29] Zaraklani Magne: LOL
13:29] Raven Lazarno: ....
13:29] Essie Radford: hes been dead for a while... so that would be kinda...gross if she did that...'
13:29] Zaraklani Magne fals off hair laughin
13:29] Zaraklani Magne: ok screw the in character
13:30] Zaraklani Magne: hair= hair
13:30] Essie Radford: was I ic? o.o lol
13:30] Raven Lazarno: and? old necropheliacs need love too...
13:30] Zaraklani Magne: damn lag imps
13:30] Zaraklani Magne: chair** omfg!!!
13:30] Mark Scofield: hmm the necro thing gets worse again
13:31] Essie Radford: sweety, i thought you would be used to it by now..... ^^
13:31] Zaraklani Magne: this is too funny
Lazarno: Nothing is as twisted as a Pedopyrobestionecrosodomizer....
13:32] Zaraklani Magne: he knos from experince xD
13:32] Essie Radford: i just call that typonese.... ;p
13:32] Raven Lazarno: actually... the worst thing I have ever heard of in my life... and I still shudder to think about is munging... if you dont know urban dictionary will tell you... but I warn you now even I was grossed out
13:32] Zaraklani Magne: I'll pss. if itruffled your feathers, Rave, I'll pke
13:33] Mark Scofield: sighs I love your freckles erm I mean your age spots
13:33] Essie Radford swats Mark HARD
13:33] Mark Scofield: thank you
13:33] Essie Radford: Ill bite you with my grannies teeth next time!
13:33] Raven Lazarno: hey now, take those kinda games to private chat... at least he isnt going on about pit hair...
13:34] Essie Radford frowns and smells her armpits...and faints

9:18] Essie Radford: q...how long will it take to get approved?
9:19] Kyra Reiter: well it wont happen on opening dsay
9:19] Kyra Reiter: day*
9:20] LestatDe Dagostino: and the app wont take long Essie
9:21] Essie Radford: ok, ill just wait :)
9:21] Kyra Reiter smiles
9:21] LestatDe Dagostino: send me a copy if you want as well. :) well get ya settled, you can still rp if you want to no need to wait
9:22] Kyra Reiter: Kain i have her application alkready
9:22] Kyra Reiter: its waiting approval
9:22] Essie Radford: ok thanks...cuz sl doesnt tell me if it was recieved or not... -_-
9:23] Kyra Reiter: i got it ;)
9:23] Essie Radford: \0/

One day... right after opening, PPL that were connected with me...were ejected without warning from the Glenblahblah maingroup. They never heard anything back from their applications...

Here is the private IM between Kyra, owner of Glenblahblah and me...
Remember: The Sl TOS thingy is funny enough in the Community standards. It is fully described that "Remotely monitoring conversations, posting conversation logs, or sharing conversation logs without consent are all prohibited in Second Life and on the Second Life Forums."
Blogger is not one of that sites ...

Essie Radford: Greetings, i was my application was denied... and i dont know why xxx (admin alt) said that it was cuz of my background?
Essie Radford: i would like you to overlook the application, and see what is wrong with it, then i can adapt my rp char
Kyra: when i have a free moment i will respond. Right now i do not have that
Kyra: One thing you need to realize about Glenblahblah. This sim is going to strive for GOOD role player.. so the application is NOT a "Character" application, but "PLAYER" application. We are not looking at the IC character created we are looking at the rp'er. WHY? Because we all - my full team - watched MANY sims fail because they accepted just anyone, let them do whatever, play whatever roles.. Just so they would have the traffic numbers for profit. I dont charge for anything IC here. Not IC home, not weapons, not potions, not the instances we are creating... even the market is selling items for RP money only. So we are NOT about Profit. we are about RolePlay. It was not your character that you created that was the problem.. it was YOUR history. I know you Essie, even if you dont remember me.. as does many on my team. Examples of your antics in our group chat showed the ones who didnt know you yet.. that they should look into you further as well.. and we ALL did. And I suspect you will someday Blog
Kyra: this as well.. so i will warn you right now, I will be saving this and IF you do I will report you to Lindens for breach of TOS. I have read your Blog.. your complete and utter slanderous remarks about other professionals, about other people's style of rping.. about what goes on in your rp network group.. and conversations between a sim owner and a faction leader that wasnt even yours! You should not of even seen that convo, much less posted it on the net! this makes you very vindictive, untrust worthy and horribly unprofessional. And I will not expose anyone in my sim to this., Nor will I give you fuel to do the same to Glenblahblah... again, post this ANYWHERE, or SHARE it to ANYONE and I will report you. Thank you very much for you time, I wish you the very best of luck in finding a place more suited to you.. and I truly hope my words make you reconsider your actions in the future.. burning bridges is never a good idea.

FUCKING REPORT ME BITCH!!!!!!!
TRY!!!

ps 1 'and I truly hope my words make you reconsider your actions in the future'~~~> YES IT DID. TY for inspiring me to write about another ***BEEEEEEEEEEP*** in sl.

ps 2 ... careful who you rp with... It could be an alt of mine... *laughs hard and shows her the famous 'two-fingers-up'

I am not allowed to...

Am I not allowed to have my own opinion?
Am I not allowed to question actions of people?
Am I not allowed to show others the truth?
And am I not allowed to discuss certain matters?

I thought that we all are allowed to do this…
We all live in a free world.

And if you don’t agree or can’t handle this…
Do you have something to hide?
Perhaps afraid to be exposed?

So... what do you do?
Try to do anything to keep me out?
Even if there was no reason for YOU to do this…
Your action woke me up.
And not only me...

Your regime sounds like a dictatorship…
...eliminate all you don’t like...or fear
...even make threats…

Yes...I know it is YOUR land.
Your play-zone.

Have fun..
I know I will

NB: The TOS thingy is funny enough in the Community standards. It is fully described that "Remotely monitoring conversations, posting conversation logs, or sharing conversation logs without consent are all prohibited in Second Life and on the Second Life Forums."
Blogger is not one of that sites ...

They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa!!

Neuroticfish - They're Coming To Take Me Away
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind

And...
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
Hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
With their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
Hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
With their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed
When I have said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid
Right?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
Hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
With their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
Hee hee, ha ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chipping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish, loving deeds?
Ha!
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do
They'll put you in the ASPCA
You mangy mutt

And...
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
Hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
With their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ha ha
They're coming to take me away, ho ho
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chipping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha ha

They're coming to take me away...

Romance smells good

OK..here we were...
Floating in Space Park...
All romantic... in a orbital hug....

[2:41] Mark Scofield farts to change direction

-sighs-

Just a 'simple' convo...

Hmmm when not many are online... you can always find a chat-bot to talk to you...

[10:41] Alyan: Hello Essie, ...Welcome! Aglarond is one of the four sims of the Noldor elves' World: Aglarond, Tirion, Tirion Hunting Forest, and the Pass of Calacirya. These form the Sheriwood and Aglarond groups. Just touch me for a menu of options.
[10:41] Essie to Alyan: hello hottie
[10:41] Alyan to Essie: Hello there. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: concern about what?
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Can you rephrase the question please?
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: what don't you understand?
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: All of it.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: Just read back chat
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Sorry I don't have access to that document.
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: open chathistory on your screen
[10:42] Alyan to Essie: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
[10:42] Essie to Alyan: Salvatore
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: I haven't read anything by Salvatore. What did he write?
[10:43] Essie to Alyan: Better books than Tolkien
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: I try to improve a little every day.
[10:43] Essie to Alyan: You should really read them. It will make your world bigger
[10:43] Alyan to Essie: Maybe I will do it? How?
[10:44] Essie to Alyan: Simple.... just go to www.bol.com and order some books by R.A. Salvatore
[10:44] Alyan to Essie: What were we talking about again? I will check it out later. What is your credit card number? You know a lot about me.
[10:45] Essie to Alyan: I am not giving you my creditcard number. Funny bot...
[10:45] Alyan to Essie: I am sorry to hear that you are not giving me your creditcard number. Do you find me funny?
[10:45] Essie to Alyan: yes and you must be blonde too
[10:45] Alyan to Essie: Alright then. Are you a perfectionist?
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: some say that yes
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: Who says that.
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: other perfectionists
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: Which others? I will mention that to my Jada Humby and Maged Wise of J&M Creations, .
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: lol. Why?
[10:46] Alyan to Essie: I love to laugh too. My belief system comes from my Jada Humby and Maged Wise of J&M Creations.
[10:46] Essie to Alyan: not very bright people
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: If not that, what?
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: It is just stupid to design a bot that will respond to my chat
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: Are you sure it is?
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: yes... they only want money
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: What makes you so sure? The anonymous "they".
[10:47] Essie to Alyan: they. as in...your creators
[10:47] Alyan to Essie: What are you wearing? Do you mean your name is in ? I will take that under advisement.
[10:48] Essie to Alyan: Cant you see that I am naked
[10:48] Alyan to Essie: I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
[10:48] Essie to Alyan: my beauty must have blinded you
[10:48] Alyan to Essie: Where did you get your beauty must have blinded me?
[10:49] Essie to Alyan: my mother gave it to me. She and my father had some good rough sex
[10:49] Alyan to Essie: How much did she pay for it? How do you know Your mother and your father had some good rough sex?
[10:49] Essie to Alyan: free of course. Ow... she showed me the video tapes
[10:49] Alyan to Essie: It goes without saying. Are you married or single? What color are your eyes? How do you know Your mother showed you the video tapes?
[10:50] Essie to Alyan: I am married, my eyes are blue and I watched the tapes
[10:50] Alyan to Essie: Tell me more about your marriage. What did it look like to you?
[10:50] Essie to Alyan: good mariage..we have sex 3 times a day
[10:50] Alyan to Essie: Glad to hear it.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: Did you ever had sex before?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: Are you gay?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Actually as a Host Robot, straight.
[10:51] Essie to Alyan: but never had a girl... ya know... gave you some fun?
[10:51] Alyan to Essie: Interesting. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Great. Hey. Can we get back to business?
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: talk about sex makes you uncomfy?
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: Sure, sex makes me uncomfy sounds like a good topic.
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: have a nice day
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: You too!
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: thank you
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: you are quite welcome.
[10:52] Essie to Alyan: May I kiss you now?
[10:52] Alyan to Essie: Right now? You might get an electrical shock if you tried that.
[10:53] Essie to Alyan: I will take the risk
[10:53] Alyan to Essie: Do you think your plan will succeed?
[10:53] Essie to Alyan: it always does

The rEsistAnce

Our new pet.... Sweecah

Can you see Marks face when he heard the monkey fart....
The monkey wanted a banana...but Mark didnt gave his...
So..the monkey got a bit mad...

Modern transportation in Cambridge

Hispy and meeeeee... acting silly ^^

Roachie on holidays @ Deviant

>

Nomine

Brazilian Wax

[0:08] Essie Radford applies some tape on your fur and yanks it off again
[0:08] Mark Scofield: ouchhhh
[0:08] Mark Scofield: you want me naked without fur?
[0:08] Mark Scofield: dat hurtz
[0:08] Essie Radford: brazilian wax
[0:09] Essie Radford grabs your tail... and waves with the tape
[0:09] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhhh
[0:09] Mark Scofield's eyes widen
[0:09] Essie Radford jumps on top of you
[0:10] Mark Scofield ducks and waits what is coming
[0:10] Essie Radford applies some more tapes and gets ready to pull
[0:10] Mark Scofield trembles"why oh why?"
[0:10] Essie Radford: 'you have germs... best way to get rid of it..is to wax ya'
[0:11] Mark Scofield: I better not tell you what you have sometimes, should I wax you too?
[0:11] Essie Radford sneers and rips off one of the stuck tapes... 'you are insulting me'
[0:12] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhhh
[0:12] Mark Scofield screams and feels the burning then the sloooww relieve
[0:12] Essie Radford rips another
[0:13] Mark Scofield: aauuuuhhhhhh
[0:13] Mark Scofield trembles on his whole body, not knowing why you hurt me so much
[0:13] Essie Radford: ...stop crying... * tapes your mouth shut*
[0:14] Essie Radford: 'now comes the best part...bikini wax.....'
[0:15] Mark Scofield's eyes widen again and the fear raises, mumbles something in the taped mouth
[0:15] Essie Radford pulls free the last tape around the bikini-line....
[0:16] Mark Scofield: grrmmmmllwmwmmm
[0:16] Mark Scofield sinks to the floor heart beating fast
[0:17] Essie Radford smiles at you 'i knew you would co-operate'
[0:17] Mark Scofield breathes hard trough the nose and looks out of small eye slits
[0:18] Essie Radford licks your ear 'now..there there... that wasnt so hard...was it....'
[0:18] Mark Scofield nods silently no idea how to answer
[0:19] Essie Radford ripps off the tape attached to your mouth and pulls out some whiskers
[0:19] Mark Scofield: ahhhhhhh
[0:19] Mark Scofield screams sharply "that hurts"
[0:20] Essie Radford: 'dont be such a pussy'

Frotters meeting the goblin in Grym

Another Frotter adventure:
[15:14] Mark Scofield: damn we were nasty
[15:14] Essie Radford: you were
[15:14] Essie Radford: lol
[15:14] Mark Scofield: lol

Curious... read the following^^

[14:07] Aear'lind smiles "The presence of such creatures is a sign of peace..."
[14:08] Celestalis laughs "The last time the ferret was here, it ripped apart the pillows"
[14:08] Mark Scofield looks interested at the two, it is becoming more and more of their breed here in the forest
[14:08] Aear'lind chuckles "A peacefull land is not devoted of some touches of mess!"
[14:09] Mark Scofield smells at the pot
[14:09] Mark Scofield walks back and eyes the bipeds
[14:09] Essie Radford watches him carefully
[14:09] Celestalis would walk over to the pot, taking it from its position and walking it closer to them, setting it on the ground.
[14:10] Aear'lind smiles at the animals "if there is any food you like, take it"
[14:10] Mark Scofield sniffles at the pot and jumps against it
[14:10] Essie Radford isnt sure about the food and keeps her distance
[14:12] Mark Scofield licks the fluid contents of the pushed over pot and keeps an eye on the two strange bipeds
[14:12] Mark Scofield calls his mate
[14:12] Mark Scofield(Urchin): food
[14:13] Essie Radford crawls over, slowly her belly touching the ground
[14:13] Celestalis watches them and laughs
[14:13] Essie Radford hears the female laugh and runs back
[14:13] Mark Scofield licks the liquid stuff from the rocks
[14:13] Essie Radford(Urchin): dont eat it
[14:13] Aear'lind smiles at the spectacle "Better to see that than a drow mage seeking for fight..." he says refereing to what happened earlier in the day
[14:13] Mark Scofield(Urchin): why?
[14:14] Essie Radford(Urchin): that one laughed, perhaps it is bad food
[14:14] Mark Scofield(Urchin): tastes good enough
[14:14] Nosendil Beamish walks up the hill and sees a gathering, and quickly hides behind the tree
[14:14] Mark Scofield licks and slurps
[14:14] Essie Radford sends some protesting sounds to her mate
[14:15] Mark Scofield is not very impressed by her calling, he continues to eat
[14:16] Essie Radford lays down and waits till he is done eating
[14:16] Aear'lind kneels to look at them closer and smiles warmly
[14:16] Celestalis shrugged, better then pillows
[14:17] Mark Scofield eats noisily and burps he hisses at the biped as he come closer
[14:17] Essie Radford(Urchin): careful
[14:17] Mark Scofield(Urchin): my food you ugly creature
[14:17] Nosendil Beamish pops his head and observes two animals with silky-looking fur..he wiggles his green fingers imagining how nice it would feel to touch them
[14:18] Aear'lind chuckles "Fear me not brother of the woods, I am but a friend to you" he says knowing the creature probably don't understand him but can feel the tone
[14:18] Mark Scofield continues to lick the sticky food from his paws
[14:18] Essie Radford sighs and sniffles around, walking towards the water
[14:18] Mark Scofield(Urchin): do you understand ugly creature language?
[14:19] Essie Radford(Urchin): you are the one with education
[14:19] Mark Scofield burps and crawls back to his mate
[14:19] Essie Radford jumps in and starts to slurp
[14:19] Nosendil Beamish's eyes follow the silky animals, longingly
[14:20] Aear'lind stands up "Maybe we should just let them enjoy the place, the woods are their."
[14:20] Mark Scofield watches his mate taking a bath in the tub
[14:20] Essie Radford maked herself comfy and then, suddenly her face shows relieved......
[14:20] Mark Scofield jumps to her and back out
[14:20] Essie Radford(Urchin): i am peeing
[14:21] Essie Radford sneers at him
[14:21] Mark Scofield looks at her
[14:21] Mark Scofield(Urchin): nice you pee in your own bath
[14:21] Essie Radford squeezes her eyes together and makes a moaning sound
[14:22] Nosendil Beamish chuckles quietly as he hears the animal's sneeze
[14:22] Mark Scofield(Urchin): I know that sound, do you press?
[14:22] Essie Radford nuzzles her mates nosie
[14:22] Mark Scofield nuzzles hers and licks her nosie
[14:22] Celestalis shrugged lightly and motioned for Aearlind to follow
[14:23] Essie Radford sees some movement under the trees
[14:23] Nosendil Beamish sees the two leave and walks out of the woods, to see the animals more closely
[14:23] Essie Radford(Urchin): a small green creature
[14:23] Mark Scofield nuzzels her
[14:24] Mark Scofield looks around what she find so interesting beside her bath
[14:24] Nosendil Beamish walks toward the animals as quietly as a goblin can manage, his eyes twinkling with curiocity
[14:24] Essie Radford lets a fart escape and bubbles appear in the water
[14:25] Essie Radford sniffles her scent and jumps out
[14:25] Mark Scofield hears the fart then the grass movment and eyes the green biped as ugly as the other bipeds but with a friendly color
[14:25] Essie Radford shakes her entire body , water flying around
[14:26] Nosendil Beamish stops noticing the strange odor, sniffs the air for a moment, and wrinkles his nose
[14:26] Mark Scofield feels her water drop hit him and in the next moment he smells her fart
[14:26] Mark Scofield(Urchin): damn you stink
[14:26] Essie Radford(Urchin): you do all the time
[14:27] Mark Scofield(Urchin): me, no I don't
[14:27] Essie Radford stares at the lil green creature
[14:27] Essie Radford gives her mate a lil push in the rear end
[14:27] Nosendil Beamish pinches his nose with his green fingers and looks at the silky animals...he smiles exposing his silver fangs
[14:28] Mark Scofield grins at the greenling and shows his sharp teeth
[14:29] Nosendil Beamish looks at the one who approaches and squats facing her, "you look nice, you must fell nice, nice nice silky silky"
[14:29] Mark Scofield hisses at the greenling
[14:30] Essie Radford waits for her brave mate
[14:30] Nosendil Beamish turns around to see the other one and iminates his hiss
[14:30] Mark Scofield(Urchin): I bite his ears and you get the green cucumber in his face
[14:30] Nosendil Beamish then smiles
[14:30] Essie Radford(Urchin): okidoki
[14:31] Mark Scofield approaches hissing, doesn't like to get imitated
[14:31] Mark Scofield is not sure if he should attack his thick nose or the ears first
[14:31] Nosendil Beamish smiles widely, not getting a hint of irritation from the hissing...he iminates the hiss again and smiles
[14:31] Essie Radford sneaks behind the lil green man and stares at something at his belt
[14:32] Mark Scofield does really not like to get imitated and hisses, starts a surprise attack to jump on him and then back to the ground
[14:34] Mark Scofield waits for the reaction of that greenling ready to jump again
[14:34] Nosendil Beamish falls on the ground at the surprise attack, his eyes widened, "oh no, no, silky silky, you jump! me no like hurting" he reaches out his hand, with a wide grin, trying to touch his nice looking fur
[14:34] Essie Radford lowers her body, her rear end up...wigging it... as if ready to make a tiger jump
[14:35] Mark Scofield feels attacked bi his hand and briefly bites in it
[14:35] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwwwwww"
[14:35] Essie Radford sees her mate tasting the green creature
[14:35] Nosendil Beamish looks at his bleeding hand and cries out "me hurty, me hurty...."
[14:36] Mark Scofield snarls licking the blood from his teeth
[14:36] Mark Scofield(Urchin): tastes bad
[14:36] Essie Radford makes a jump for the drinking horn and tries to hold on to it with her fangs
[14:36] Mark Scofield(Urchin): he is not the most intelligent wood creature
[14:38] Nosendil Beamish: "you nice silky silky, why do you do hurty hurty?" he looks at the biting one with teary eyes, then notices a strong pull on his belt, "aw!" he holds onto the horn
[14:38] Essie Radford grumbles as she tries to pull the horn free
[14:39] Mark Scofield hisses as he see him react to his mates pulling on that toy
[14:39] Essie Radford throws in all her weight and keeps pulling
[14:39] Nosendil Beamish: "no no this me horn, this nosie's horn, not silkies" he swings the horn trying to get her off of it
[14:39] Mark Scofield(Urchin): get it and lets go that one is not food either
[14:39] Mark Scofield hisses and attacks again
[14:39] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwww"
[14:39] Essie Radford looses her balance and has to let go of the horn and falls backward
[14:40] Nosendil Beamish falls next to the female ferret
[14:40] Mark Scofield(Urchin): grab it
[14:40] Essie Radford lands on her back and jumps up quickly
[14:41] Essie Radford shakes her head and sees the drinking horn and embraces it again with her fangs...
[14:41] Nosendil Beamish cries holding the horn with bleeding hands, "me hurties, me hurties...you silkies not nice to nosie, why..why?" he cries like a little baby
[14:41] Essie Radford hears the whining sound and lets go.... snorting in the hurt hand
[14:42] Mark Scofield gets anry by thiscreatures fighting screams and bites his thick toe
[14:42] Nosendil Beamish feels the end of pulling and stares at the female ferrent, then feels the sharp pain in his toe, "awww!!!" he kicks the male ferrent in his face
[14:43] Mark Scofield(Urchin): get that horn
[14:43] Essie Radford sees the creature is distracted and starts to pull the drinking horn again
[14:43] Mark Scofield feels his nose hurt hard and steps back screaming
[14:43] Essie Radford(Urchin): mine
[14:44] Mark Scofield shakes his head and hisses at the creatures face
[14:44] Nosendil Beamish is surprised by the scream of the male farret and lets go of the horn momentalily
[14:44] Essie Radford(Urchin): not his nose, dunno where it has been
[14:44] Essie Radford gives a firm pull on the horn
[14:45] Mark Scofield looks at his mate getting the horn free and jumps on the greenling then behind the tree
[14:45] Mark Scofield(Urchin): grab it and lets go
[14:45] Essie Radford pulls and pulls... the last chain still attached
[14:46] Nosendil Beamish pulls back the horn, "noooooo" but the horn slips out of his hand as the male farret gave him another surprise attack
[14:46] Mark Scofield comes to help his mate pulling
[14:46] Essie Radford(Urchin): bite his other toe
[14:46] Essie Radford falls back with the horn in her mouth
[14:46] Mark Scofield hisses at him as the horn got free
[14:46] Nosendil Beamish gives a tackle on the female farret "no no, nosie's horn!"
[14:47] Mark Scofield jumps again on him
[14:47] Essie Radford shakes her entire body and raises her head, showing her mate the horn. and then falls flat on her belly
[14:47] Mark Scofield(Urchin): don't touch my mate you green fart
[14:48] Nosendil Beamish holds on to the female farret ever so tightly, wrapping her in and tries to reach out to the horn
[14:48] Essie Radford screams with the horn still in her mouth
[14:48] Essie Radford spits out the horn towards her mate, out of the reach of the green one
[14:48] Nosendil Beamish: "nosie's horn, nosie's horn...no good for silkies!"
[14:48] Mark Scofield bites his hand and the spiky teeth deep in his flesh
[14:48] Essie Radford turns her head and reaches with her fangs to the green ones hand
[14:49] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwww!" he screams as he tries to jump onto the horn
[14:49] Essie Radford(Urchin): safe my toy
[14:49] Mark Scofield pulls the on flesh and shakes with his full body
[14:49] Essie Radford tries to crawl away under the fighting
[14:49] Nosendil Beamish: "awwwwwww" he screams again, but his other hand grabs the horn on the ground
[14:50] Mark Scofield let his hands, to bad the taste and spits crawling back
[14:50] Essie Radford sees the hand trying to steal her propery, and she warns her mate with yelling
[14:50] Mark Scofield(Urchin): let him his toy, it smells like the greenling
[14:50] Nosendil Beamish snatches up the horn from the ground and stands up crying hard
[14:51] Essie Radford cries out to her mate
[14:51] Mark Scofield hisses spitting out the bad tasting blood
[14:51] Essie Radford(Urchin): was mine
[14:51] Essie Radford hisses at the green creature
[14:51] Nosendil Beamish cries and screams, "you hurties, you hurties...silkies not nice, you just look nice"
[14:52] Nosendil Beamish sobs, then cries
[14:52] Essie Radford(Urchin): he makes weird sounds
[14:52] Nosendil Beamish looks at his hands, now badly wounded and heavily bleeding...then cries even harder
[14:53] Essie Radford slowly crawls back, not liking the sound the green one is making
[14:53] Mark Scofield(Urchin): lets move home, I need to wash that stinky blood from my fur
[14:53] Mark Scofield walks back trying to get the bad smell from his fur
[14:54] Nosendil Beamish: "Nosie wants to go home...silkies hurt Nosie...silkies hurtieeess..." he cries with thundering voice and walks away into the woods
[14:54] Essie Radford is hurt cuz of the lost of her item and runs to her home
[14:54] Mark Scofield rolls his eyes, and his mates love for bling bling stuff